*clears throat, yawn out loud, farts thrice and picks the microphone. . * . . . .meanwhile, its official, BIN GBAGBO is now called B.G.



JOKE 1 : THE CALL
Ofuneka called her boyfriend Buchi on the phone and the ff ensued, BUCHI:hello?
OFUNEKA:Hi, love its me ofu. . .
BUCHI:oh love, i have missed you so much, hey. .
OFUNEKA:me too oo
BUCHI:Oh babe, i love you so much, but your voice is down, whats wrong
OFUNEKA:hmm, my love, thieves broke into my room last night and stole my BOLD 5, laptop, 20000naira. . .i am dead ooo!!
BUCHI:Oh my love, iam so sorry, but please cheer up okay?
OFUNEKA:i can only cheer up when i get some money to replace al these items
BUCHI:alright, alright, so how much are we looking at here?
OFUNEKA:just 85000 naira. . my love
BUCHI:EH!! the MTN number you have dialled, cannot be reached at this moment, the mobile equipment is either switched off or out of coverage area
OFUNEKA:darling are you there??
BUCHI: Hey!!, i said the MTN number you have dialled cannot be reached at this moment, the mobile equipment is either switched off or out of coverage area, are you deaf?? mtcheew!! * hangs up*
OFUNEKA:honey?, honey?. . . .

ofuneka had a miscarriage!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY I STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH
That sunday, i was very early to church.
Soon pastor began preaching and his theme was "what men can do, women can do better"
Everything pastor said was about, "what men can do women can do better"
from no where, one madman entered the church running and looking very angry.He headed straight to the pastor and landed one hoooot slap on the pastor's left cheek.Pastor fell on the altar and was waggling his legs with blood oozing his nostrils.
the angry madman took the microphone and screamed "this eediot pastor is leading all of una astray, show me where in the bible that says what men can do women can do?? "
He then pulled one sharp knife, and everyone took to his heels

may God deliver u frm ur torment.

HEHE

uchenna got to his favourite eatery where he requested for egusi and pounded yam."meat or fish?" the waitress ask am
"fish for sure!" he replied
"u like head or tail?" she ask again
"tail !" he replied
"u v never bought head before why?"the waitress ask am again


"how do i know if the fish was mad before it was caught?" uchenna replied.

Pls bin all des thing are boring, pls make d next one to be funny cos d last two deir is noting like joke

The 1st joke is funny but I‘ve heard something familiar over a million times....overall,ur jokes dry gan,abeg try add water make d tin wet small.

Bush pig! Bombastic element!

JOKE GRADING: A+


Remark: you are now officially crowned the Jokes President



Reward: three days excursion to Maiduguri

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A+


Remark: you are now officially crowned the Jokes President



Reward: three days excursion to Maiduguri

thank you sah!!!!

#Piss on thread..

Acidosis: #Piss on thread..

* castrates him with knife *

hahahahah

Lmao! The last joke was Damn funny!

*holding gun* where B.G?

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A+


Remark: you are now officially crowned the Jokes President



Reward: three days excursion to Maiduguri

If u no support him who else will u support?

I pity una!

Bin-gbagbo abi wetin den dey call u,u beta go find beta rehab go

sutoboy:

If u no support him who else will u support?

I pity una!

Bin-gbagbo abi wetin den dey call u,u beta go find beta rehab go

guy, if u dont mind, i can sponsor the treatment of your hernia!!

ad it been u as a father so u av only 1son,n its tym 2get maried,so e now bring this type of worman,wil u pamit him 2 marry ha?

^^^^^^
throws out!!!!

Acidosis: ad it been u as a father so u av only 1son,n its tym 2get maried,so e now bring this type of worman,wil u pamit him 2 marry ha?

I wld faint right in front of d two of them,so they can know how much I hate seeing them together.

sutoboy:

If u no support him who else will u support?

I pity una!

Bin-gbagbo abi wetin den dey call u,u beta go find beta rehab go

will u shatttap




u dis castrated Pig........

u ve ran out of ideas reason u posting silly jokes in multiples.
olodo.

ode remo: u ve ran out of ideas reason u posting silly jokes in multiples.
olodo.

ode remo=animal and human skin

Beeeee Geeeeee, tanx for makin my day wit your funnny jokes especially 'wat man can do, woman can do better' cos l neva see woman dey drive railway ooo.

bin gbagbo: WHY I STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH
That sunday, i was very early to church.
Soon pastor began preaching and his theme was "what men can do, women can do better"
Everything pastor said was about, "what men can do women can do better"
from no where, one madman entered the church running and looking very angry.He headed straight to the pastor and landed one hoooot slap on the pastor's left cheek.Pastor fell on the altar and was waggling his legs with blood oozing his nostrils.
the angry madman took the microphone and screamed "this eediot pastor is leading all of una astray, show me where in the bible that says what men can do women can do?? "
He then pulled one sharp knife, and everyone took to his heels

guy, u well?

odizzy: guy, u well?

no you are not!!!

bunmioguns:


will u shatttap




u dis castrated Pig........

well ur brain never boot