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Ak 47 by Spot(m): 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
PLease Listen attentively and don't tell anyone that I said this: "One day I tried to call a friend of mine with my Nokia line, and the reply baffled me">>>>> >>>>>IMAGING A FULL TRAINED COMPUTER SYSTEM. I will migrate to Sendo Network |
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
You av fcked up. Just wait till they c dis. Der g0nna have a ball. |
Re: Ak 47 by freezy(m): 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
HEY! Who the fu<k is this. Take another look at the topic of this blog, it says JOKES, not Moronic statements, a55wipe. Guys, I think it is high time we got serious about this aptitude test thingy. Should keep pips like this off nairaland. |
Re: Ak 47 by ituen(m): 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
11 posts and u are writitng this. Na who help u register for this forum? |
Re: Ak 47 by topeteadr(m): 4:32pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
This topic was remixed . . . . |
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
I just hope u dont behave like your jokes. ¤shakes ma head¤nd i cant see the way ak 47 relates to ur crazy thread |
Re: Ak 47 by SugaLips(f): 6:57pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
I wish I could smash a bottle on the dumbass' head. Maybe that would cure him since Yaba didn't work. |
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 7:02pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@spot i'm not d kaina guy dat says "i told u so" and blive me, i wunt start now. |
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 9:25pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Patiently waits for d rest of the gang to come |
Re: Ak 47 by noetic(m): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
I would have said you're dumb everybody knows you are but i don't want to b rude or how else can I tell u, u re dumb because if u re not dummy u shld know that this is not a joke I change my mind u re dumb,FFO,NFA, MUMU no try am next time ooooo as if say u no go do am again |
Re: Ak 47 by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
different strokes for different folks. |
Re: Ak 47 by StephenP(m): 11:43pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Suga_Lips: Suga_lips, I like you a lot. You're not like 'em other girls. You're just raw. |
Re: Ak 47 by kelvin(m): 12:23am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 3:10am On Jan 09, 2008 |
am speechless, proper MUMU the AK 47 should be placed in his anus so he can feel the cold metal down there that way he will come back his senses |
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 6:43am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Damn! |
Re: Ak 47 by clemcykul(f): 1:22pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
dunn>o wat to make of this |
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 3:49pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
what a way to start posting when we tell them to registeronly N20000 for orientation course on this land dem go dey cry blue murder,now see the outcome of stupidity |
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:15pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
. . . as a result of not going tru common $150,000 screening. |
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
broke arsed niggas if you ask me |
Re: Ak 47 by ThugLife1(m): 4:34pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
TT send mms settings to this number 08025219979 |
Re: Ak 47 by CHIROSE1(f): 5:13pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Guys pls don't eat him raw, he was just memorising the phone manufacturers he recently learnt. Blame his village for the backwardness. |
Re: Ak 47 by brimbrack(m): 5:44pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
guy it will be hard for u to convice me that ur nanny did not let u fall head first on hard concrete when u were a baby. there is absolutely no way u would have come up with this rubbish if someone didn't mess with ur brains |
Re: Ak 47 by Spot(m): 5:50pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Hey, guyz that's nt the end of the show. Why don't u lick my butt, although I Won't pay for dat. You should gather a lot of sense-brain-opolo-frog, when talking.If u all have the mind put your stinking mouth in my anus. Thanks to ituen and minges. Tessybabe,no make them rot me [b][/b][sup][/sup][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] |
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
m . i . g . i . n . e . s |
Re: Ak 47 by Spot(m): 6:05pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Transformation does not just occur, it takes little while. Hey guys if u know that u r that wise like you all thought of ourselves, then Wat "is the name given to that person who is not an adult and would not want anyone to call him/her a kid". That's Wat u are, (ALL) |
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 6:11pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Where two or more are gathered attacking the poster, it means that vultures has arrived |
Re: Ak 47 by ThugLife1(m): 8:32pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
tj_tj: |
Re: Ak 47 by brimbrack(m): 11:24pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
@ spot lick ur butt? even if u were to pay millions i can bet u that no one would dare. not after showing the whole of nairaland how much ur brain stinks. get some sense of humour mate or stay off the jokes section! |
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 12:38am On Jan 10, 2008 |
@poster just deactivate ur nairaland account cos u have dealt nd my nlders a blow. nd that means war. war i say |
Re: Ak 47 by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Jan 10, 2008 |
ur butt that expels worms and maggots? u are definitely a miserable slowpoke! crazy wimp widout a cause and purpose in life! |
Re: Ak 47 by TheSly: 9:23am On Jan 10, 2008 |
!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Ak 47 by aristole(m): 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
That's too much for the poster.Enough! |
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