@Web,

Oya go waka for Lagos lagoon na

LMAO.
Tj na so?na true?
you go thief goat?

Don't worry, I will do that before the day runs out _*hisses* small tin

goat thieves !!! next we shall hear of goat fcukers, . . . . oops, sorry we already have them. i think Ben and success are guilty of that already

. . . .nay,not the Tj i know.
hes too cool and cash loaded for that.

the goat thief i use to noe is ituen, check im bckyard for west indies

thought you head for bahamas? WTF are you still doing in our land

@Web,

If u leave TJ, im don travel d world, sleep with all the models, spend all the billions for this world

But na inside im dream im dey imagine all these

ehyahh
poor boy!

Let's wake him up then.

<sub>*reaches for the koboko, i reserved for kola olooooooooye

asks, mimiko to extend her bombom, we need to wake tjtj*</sub>

*so na mimi down below you wan use koboko damage?*
fear no wan catch you again abi?

Don't worry, i will feel the exact location of tjtj with my hand before striking

wen u feel d exact location of TJ, make sure u dont forget urself there oh

LMAO

he'll definitely forget himself

_{*Desperately searching with hand, trying to keep low blood pressure, tjtj not found!*}

I think i will have to take a glance

you don dey go far
*no worry. . . . . . i'll look for him with my high powered binos*

amateurs at work!

_{*pulls down mimi's pant*} gets down to work.

TJ runs out after 30mins almost choking on the hot steam

TJ confesses _{*i've never imagined someone could get the job done on mimi dis good*}

thanks me with a bottle of champagne and a pack of greens

Kronky and TJ get chased around the shop by Madam Tussaude.

"Dont u ever come here again and mutilate my waxed models."

Talking to herself, _{"Mimi was the sexiest of my models made by wax"}

so they were busy fingering waxed models?
and tj has been living in a model since. . . . .chai,dem don use gas turn him brain

. . . . If he has any da'dis.

Lol, what's going on in here.

tj has turn to an he-goat, that is what is happening.

and where the hell is TJ

wait a min

_{*wondering what everybody's real name is*}

Wetin u dey wonder for?

So ur mama and ur papa carry u for 9 months, breast feed you for 24 months and now gave u the name "WEBDEZZI"?
_{no form of insult intended}

apparently so

sure, thats just it,
she born me, looked at my **** and saw how big i was. she then said Oluwaseun, just painful i share the name with one ITK of a landlord.

so what ur, i mean ur real name plus tufe, saucy.
I know Ifeoma-Ify, tijani-tjtj, lola etc

_{*I pray i dont get a slap*}

u wan know my name?

anything special about it?

yes. . . . . . . na royal name

. . . . made for the chics only

i hear you! names like ogedemgbe, uwazuruike, akparawa, otintinboyo, na im dey for chics only.

so that after a 1-night stand, dey dont remember wat to call u anymore.

Na wa oh

last time i remember during sacuekid's naming ceremony, the following names were up for grabs

God's property
Police
Sixtus
Ability

I cant remember the one he was given