A bus carrying 12 Mp's
crashed into a tree.
An old man after seeing
what had happened,
dug a hole to bury the
Mp's.
A few hours later the
police came to
investigate the crash and
asked the old man
where all the politicians
had gone.
The old farmer said he had
buried them.
The police asked him,
"Were they all dead?"
The old man replied,
"Well, some of them said
they weren't, but
you know how these
politicians lie."...