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Lafftym...... by Kassidy90(m): 10:21am On Sep 12, 2012 |
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then they were captured by cannibals. → The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. → The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) pieces of the same kind of fruits. → The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. * The yoruba man came back and said to the kin g, "i brought ten (10) apples", then the king explained the trial to him, 'you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. → The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. → The igbo man arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. → The yoruba man and igbo man met in heaven. ** The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial".... *** the igbo man replied, "i couldn't help it, when i saw the hausa man coming with Watermelons!!!
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Re: Lafftym...... by dani1luv: 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
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