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Lafftym...... by Kassidy90(m): 10:21am On Sep 12, 2012
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and
an Hausa man were lost in a
forest and then they were
captured by cannibals.
→ The king of the cannibals told
the prisoners that they could live
if they pass a trial.
→ The 1st step was to go deep
into the forest and get ten (10)
pieces of the same kind of fruits.
→ The three men went their
separate ways to gather fruits.
* The yoruba man came back and
said to the kin
g, "i brought ten (10) apples",
then the king explained the trial
to him, 'you have to swallow the
fruits without any expression on
your face or you will be killed.
→ The 1st apple went in, but on
the 2nd one, he winced out in
pain, so he was killed.
→ The igbo man arrived and
showed the king ten (10) berries.
When the king
explained the trial to him, he
thought to himself that this
should be easy....
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth
(9th) berry, he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
→ The yoruba man and igbo man
met in heaven.
** The yoruba man asked, "why
did you laugh?", you almost got
away with the trial"....
*** the igbo man replied, "i
couldn't help it, when i saw the
hausa man coming with
Watermelons!!!

Re: Lafftym...... by dani1luv: 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2012

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