Doctor, an embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I
can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see
what I can do."

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off
your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the
way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put
your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health,"
he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

whose Fault ?

Someone just has to take d blame.

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They UnCloth and step in the showers before they
realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
some soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in
his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets
halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
heading his way. Having no place to hide, he
stands against the wall and freezes like he's a
statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his
dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look," says the 2nd nun, "A soap dispenser."
To test her theory she also pulls his dick, and
sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The
third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and
three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries
once more and to her delight she yells,
"Look, hand cream!"

its the man's fault

lord!
the priest sure had it coming

Nice one.nite nurse.

@deeteeneey

thanx man

Kiss me nite nurse, and i wil giv u d world, but kis me quick b4 dose pervs show up!!!

Damn nigg£r! are u re u dat desperate?

he sure is
he might end up kissing ben's goat

u c wat i wz tryn 2 avoid
dem send una??

persn no go get small good time 4 dis land??

u want good time abi??
ben~jay,abeg bring your goat because gunpoint want some good time oooo

Hn blood don deh hot!

Migs
because i no wan talk?
na u be d guy nw! Tank god we knw ur equipment is ok
bt ya head no bam 4 hookin her in d 1st place man

Usted es muy éstupido.

more like el idiota

uos botho des muguso

nna ihe nka esiwegokwa ike oo

WTF nurse??!
Wat cha say 2 est mi proposal??

Hot mugu

wat r u clemcykul, dog or pu*$y? oh, so u wat join da run dwn train enh??
i fity u!!!

;d

@gunpoint am non of the above, youre just a lousy crazy twerp!

@gunpoint

when will u ever shoot am running out of petience (petient)

men nightnurse, you dey burst my head with all ya jokes,

Gud 4 u. . . And ur head.

men migines, my head don already bust oo.i'm typing this shit with no head, and i'll be visiting you 2night, cuz u responsible, watch out in your sleep

Make i c u 4 my dream, u go catch fire!

thanks Tufe

na only mouth gunpoint get

@Nightnurse
Nice Jokes