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Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Doctor, an embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on." The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either." |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by crazyjay1(m): 2:37pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
whose Fault ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 2:39pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Someone just has to take d blame. |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They UnCloth and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has some soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the 2nd nun, "A soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his dick, and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells, "Look, hand cream!" ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 2:43pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
its the man's fault |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by saucekid(m): 2:47pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
lord! the priest sure had it coming |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by deeteeneey(f): 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Nice one.nite nurse. |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 4:16pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
@deeteeneey thanx man ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 4:24pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Kiss me nite nurse, and i wil giv u d world, but kis me quick b4 dose pervs show up!!!
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Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 4:25pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Damn nigg£r! are u re u dat desperate? |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by saucekid(m): 4:27pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
he sure is he might end up kissing ben's goat |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 4:30pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
u c wat i wz tryn 2 avoid ![]() dem send una?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() persn no go get small good time 4 dis land?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by saucekid(m): 4:36pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
u want good time abi?? ben~jay,abeg bring your goat because gunpoint want some good time oooo |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 4:37pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Hn blood don deh hot! |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 4:50pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Migs because i no wan talk? na u be d guy nw! Tank god we knw ur equipment is ok bt ya head no bam 4 hookin her in d 1st place man ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 4:53pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Usted es muy éstupido. |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by saucekid(m): 4:56pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
more like el idiota |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 4:58pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
uos botho des muguso |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 6:03pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
nna ihe nka esiwegokwa ike oo |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 6:53am On Jan 10, 2008 |
WTF nurse??! Wat cha say 2 est mi proposal?? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Jan 10, 2008 |
Hot mugu ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by gunpoint(m): 3:37pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
wat r u clemcykul, dog or pu*$y? oh, so u wat join da run dwn train enh?? i fity u!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 10:30am On Jan 11, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
@gunpoint am non of the above, youre just a lousy crazy twerp! |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 6:38pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
@gunpoint when will u ever shoot ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by tufe(m): 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
men nightnurse, you dey burst my head with all ya jokes, ![]() |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Gud 4 u. . . And ur head. |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by tufe(m): 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
men migines, my head don already bust oo.i'm typing this shit with no head, and i'll be visiting you 2night, cuz u responsible, watch out in your sleep |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by Migines(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Make i c u 4 my dream, u go catch fire! |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by nightnurse(f): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
thanks Tufe |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by saucekid(m): 9:55pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
na only mouth gunpoint get |
Re: Chill You're In Perfect Health by ThugLife1(m): 4:19am On Jan 12, 2008 |
@Nightnurse Nice Jokes |
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