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Woman Slap Her Husband by unwanaabasi(m): 10:42am On Sep 13, 2012
Via=> Naija laugh factory
A man was on the bed sleeping
with his wife, he dreamt he was
in heaven. When he got to the
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who start showing him everytin.
After a while the man asked the
angel.
Man:can i piss here?
Angel:it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again the man
asked.
Man: can i mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you
can. After a while again the man
asked.
Man:can i poo here? angel:
it's not allowed but you can. Then
the man saw a flower and then
ask the angel.
Man:can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel:it's
not allowed but you can. As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt, a big slap landed
on his face....... Wife: you piss for
bed i no talk, you mess i leave you
i no talk, you poo on top bed i
leave you i no talk. You won kon
use my wrapper clean your
bottom. you de mad !!
Naija laugh factory
Re: Woman Slap Her Husband by odizzy: 7:16pm On Sep 13, 2012
Hahahahahahahahaha vry funny, nice one
Re: Woman Slap Her Husband by vikktor: 8:21pm On Sep 13, 2012
U try sha ... I lik ur joke!!!!
Re: Woman Slap Her Husband by JojoArmani(m): 8:34pm On Sep 13, 2012
U try...

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Re: Woman Slap Her Husband by Neyopumpin12: 11:32pm On Mar 11, 2013
unwana-abasi:
Via=> Naija laugh factory
A man was on the bed sleeping
with his wife, he dreamt he was
in heaven. When he got to the
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who start showing him everytin.
After a while the man asked the
angel.
Man:can i piss here?
Angel:it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again the man
asked.
Man: can i mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you
can. After a while again the man
asked.
Man:can i poo here? angel:
it's not allowed but you can. Then
the man saw a flower and then
ask the angel.
Man:can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel:it's
not allowed but you can. As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt, a big slap landed
on his face....... Wife: you piss for
bed i no talk, you mess i leave you
i no talk, you poo on top bed i
leave you i no talk. You won kon
use my wrapper clean your
bottom. you de mad !!
Naija laugh factory
unwana-abasi:
Via=> Naija laugh factory
A man was on the bed sleeping
with his wife, he dreamt he was
in heaven. When he got to the
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who start showing him everytin.
After a while the man asked the
angel.
Man:can i piss here?
Angel:it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again the man
asked.
Man: can i mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you
can. After a while again the man
asked.
Man:can i poo here? angel:
it's not allowed but you can. Then
the man saw a flower and then
ask the angel.
Man:can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel:it's
not allowed but you can. As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt, a big slap landed
on his face....... Wife: you piss for
bed i no talk, you mess i leave you
i no talk, you poo on top bed i
leave you i no talk. You won kon
use my wrapper clean your
bottom. you de mad !!
Naija laugh factory
unwana-abasi:
Via=> Naija laugh factory
A man was on the bed sleeping
with his wife, he dreamt he was
in heaven. When he got to the
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who start showing him everytin.
After a while the man asked the
angel.
Man:can i piss here?
Angel:it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again the man
asked.
Man: can i mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you
can. After a while again the man
asked.
Man:can i poo here? angel:
it's not allowed but you can. Then
the man saw a flower and then
ask the angel.
Man:can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel:it's
not allowed but you can. As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt, a big slap landed
on his face....... Wife: you piss for
bed i no talk, you mess i leave you
i no talk, you poo on top bed i
leave you i no talk. You won kon
use my wrapper clean your
bottom. you de mad !!
Naija laugh factory
nice one keep it up

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