I fell off ma chair laughing

Na normal thing to mess after eating beans
It simply shows the thing digested well enough

Beans contains amino acids, we all react differently to these amino acids. This issue was also a topic of discussion one day way back at Ife when i was in school, and i can remember the lecturer explaining that it is not just the amino acids we react to but also the preservative chemicals on the bean seeds, thus there is a need for thorough washing of the beans before cooking them, and if you can afford to, boil for about 5 minutes and discard the brownish water extract from it, then continue your cooking. you would have gotten rid of the chemical. Sometimes, i heard that the water turns blue litmus red, depending on the concentration of the chemical in the beans. Remember the days of the killer beans??
There is nothing wrong with eating beans anyway, it is one of my favorite meals, as long as you take the steps i described above to make sure you consuming safe food.
Do not just eat beans, eat it wisely.

You just have to poopoo and mess (abi na break wind), that's why.

This post is very funny, because I prepare beans for my family and there are no complaints of stomach upset. Do not boil your beans with too much water.

chi-baby:

ummm, sorry but what u trying to say here?

thats a song dedicated to beans, oh sorry, una no fit understand am well, chi-baby

Whenever I eat beans, I make sure I spend at least 10-15mins in the toilet that night else, no one will stay close to me at home.

from personal experience, just add some ginger to your beans and see if you will ever mess around again , i mistakenly dabbled ginger into it one day and since then i cant eat beans without it. Now i think i kind of go with the fella that suggested that it is due to some bacteria or gut demons ,

just my 2 kobo oh

I had beans on Tuesday and I'm still breaking wind, aaah what do you know? Jus let another one rip! It's not easy but i gotta gat my proteins. U think say na beans to dey chop beans?!

Lumzi:

You think say na beans to dey chop beans?!

Na true, No be beans to dey chop bean oooooooooooooo

;Dthis is the funniest topic i've ever come across on nairaland. men, u've got some courage to post this one!well ,try peeling off the skin through soaking in water nd eat some beans pudding for a chage.ok and stop messing around

webdezzi:

thats a song dedicated to beans, oh sorry, una no fit understand am well, chi-baby

oh sorry, just being curious bwt wat dat actually meant. thanks 4 explainin sha. so dats hw powerful beans is. its even got a song, nawah oooo ma broda

banwo1:

;Dthis is the funniest topic i've ever come across on nairaland. men, u've got some courage to post this one!well ,try peeling off the skin through soaking in water nd eat some beans pudding for a chage.ok and stop messing around

bros abeg tell em o, lol,  they need 2 stop messin arround innit? 

Beans na de bomb.

Eat and mess! No palavar

@queezy
BTW nobody is supposed to read this thread at a cybercafe. Otherwise he will create a scene and probably be taken as kolomental

i don't know because no matter how well i prepare beans i always fart alot but no stomach disorder.

The farting aspect may not go but the diarrheoa will go

always soak your beans in water for at least an hour to allow the gas in the skin to dispel before cooking.

Gas ke for beans skin?

@Faketan
I ask myself the same question o
gas for beans

omo no be small thing o

no be beans to chop beans

but you guys should quit messing around

the disacharide sugars in Beans are three; Raffinose, Starchyose and Verbasrose. They are indigestible by ordinary GIT system except when well cooked.

THE SUGARS RELEASE TERMINAL FLUID INSIDE THE COLON THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS MUSCULAR CONTRACTION AND FORMATION AND RELEASE OF GASEOUS SUBSTANCE POPULARLY KNOWN AS FLATULENCE OR FART.

Funny question!!!!!

i guess its of the mind. Beans is my best meal actually, so i am talking from experience. Maybe u eat from "iya basira" and they don't cook them under clean conditions and also maybe its watery.
But seriously its mostly psychological

I just know say na beans de cause unnecessary "iso" know what I mean? If u don't ask ya Yoruba friend.

ROTLMFAO

AWW i love beans with plantain it makes me fart but i dont mind so long as am healthy and carry air freshner about no stress!

*c'mmon guys enjoy beans and be happy* but rember not to fart admist pple have a day filled with lots of beans eating

be cause you eat too much alajeshu

ine is really problematic, i fart alot, and smelly too.also go to toilet mpre often

Hi every body, any how the beans is cooked if you stomach doesn't like it your must surely have a disorder that runs to stools

fartIN after beans intake may be as a result of intolerance.
ANYWAY I TAKE IT WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP N WHEN I NEED A LAXATIVE

which kind of foolish question is this?

honestly,i do not buy the idea that improper cooking of beans makes one stool.i blive it has a physiological xplanation.thanks faketan and naijaking.useful insights u guys got!

Big hi in the house,
Some people are intolenrant to Trypsin(the main protein) present in the beans. Apart from that, however, in every food there is what is called antinutrient which tries to inhibit utilization of the nutrient. You may wonder why it is there? It acts as natural protector against minor disease that may plague the beans.
Both Trypsin and antinutrient are majorly present in the beans seedcoat while few are found in the seed itself. That is why some people don't stool when they eat moin-moin. To avoid stooling alway endeavour to eat it with gari, bread, yam or any solid carbohydrate
Kayo