Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I
went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I
told the clerk I would like to have a license for
Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I
said, "But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care
what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't
understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I
took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that
I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special
room for Sex. He said every room in the place was
for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps
me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before
the competition began, the dog ran away. Another
contestant asked me why I was just standing there
looking around. I told him I had planned to have
Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold
my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I
said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called
me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to
fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I
had Sex before I was married." The judge said,
"Me too." Then I told him that after I was
married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours
looking around town for him. A cop came over
to me and asked, "What are you doing in this
alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm
looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

Hehe. Nice one.

BABA MI!!!
Thank u, if u compliment, d rest of nlnd can burn 4 all i care!!!

sycophant!

anyway truth be told the joke rocks for sure

an gonn'a name my dog fc>k

This topic abt sex is old

Hahahahahahhaha

Funy joke.

sweet joke from a sour poster.

Ify lol

ify :ohmmmmm

Hmmm

I wil join this hmm club

nice joke, am LMAO

hehehe

hohoho
hmmmmmmmn

Tanx yall 4 appreciatin my stuff, and 4 dose who hav accused me of bin a fence sitter, its usually greener on both sides of d fence so y choose??
@ ifyalways, ya, sure we all knw u can do "IT" in all ways, question is, are u any good in anyway?
@ Migines, abeg talk ur mind!!!
@ All of u who liked my joke, part 2 coming soon,

now gunpoint you either face your enemies or your friends wud face you.

@ifyalways, E didnt make ur support 4 me public so i had 2 land u dat slap,
Bt i askd a valid ques, R u any good?? or ur always means always,
Guess my impersonation act aint befittin my status

Same ol' me!!!

Tw0 thumbz up

two legs up.
@gunpoint
try anoda number

@ify
wat re ur legs doing up?

Migines:

@ify
what re your legs doing up?

hummmmmmm

trying to come out with a bigger,brighter and better map of NL.
real artists draw with their legs hanging high up.

soon as u get the map, please send it to me with a pic of you legs up high

Beta still, lemi see it 4 myself, i am a gud shooter as well as a gud drawer!!
All u hav 2 do is open wide!!!

some soured sores shitting split shits.

phew

beast of burden, could you please chill here. cant you see i'm having a conversation with the lady. Gosh,

all these pests

Beta still, lemi see it 4 myself, i am a good shooter as well as a good drawer!!
All u hav 2 do is open wide!!!

Wow!!! for the first time. . . .no *angry * icon in your post. . . . .

~Sly~(*_*):

Wow!!! for the first time. . . .no *angry * icon in your post. . . . .

lol

Jst means i like p*&^y, even the hostile ones dude!!!

gunny cork and shoot !

Hmmm