tashanja: @ OP:
Sure, I remember a bad experience during a druken night after clubbing, in a state of high konji when any punny would do, saw what I thought was an easy target, a girl standing alone by herself as if looking for a ride home.
Within a short distance in my car it quickly dawned on me that she was an ashi hawking for customers, no sooner than taking her back to her spot than it also became apparent that she had elephantitis in one of her legs(chai, God forbid!).
Omo, see how konji and alcohol clear comot from person body; worst still the girl wouldn't budge, she flatly refused to come down unless paid her for the whole night, claiming I made made her miss most of her regular customer - a big lie because we were not away for more than a few mins, I sure she must have used this trick to blackmail many other innocent men before.
Anyway, as at that time it didn't matter, all I wanted was to distance myself away from this person and quickly too - should by chance any of my friends see me and turn me into the butt of an endless cruel joke.
Yeah, I too became another victim and was fleeced and also returned home empty pocket; and yeah, me and my bottle of baby oil were tight friends that night.

Hahahaha...lol, sowie abt dat.

i know one babe for my area.she fine for back but wowor for front

Well my father used to always say, to know whether a woman is truly beautiful, let day break.

^^
and do you think he was right?

Absolutely.

I dont think he was

Smh.
I really pity some women.I really do.

Mynd_44: I dont think he was

to each his own.

; D

Onainor Samuel :
Hahahaha...lol, sowie abt dat.

You can say that again

rokiatu: to each his own.

You think?

couldn't see beyond the package..? Haa!

aces'n'hearts:
couldn't see beyond the package..? Haa!

Now that's bad

tai2: It's mostly a Nigerian woman thing, I guess its a result of too much peppersoup and nkwobi, because when the package reveals itself after unwrapping, my brother na so so disappointment. You go dey wonder whether na the same backyard and frontyard you been dey see inside that cloth.

The annoying thing is the noise they usually make before the action starts and all is revealed a.k.a I'm the next best thing since Miss World. Most sef don't know how to perform, they just lie down and leave you to do the work, selfish creatures.

linearity:

hope u no dey hide 2 watch ur malee remove cloth from bodi.

Lol

BLACK MARKET!!!
seriously,dis is d market men patronise in search of this vital complement,we need internal eyes for deciphering.
@OP,complaining about d lady's only-night-beauty shouldn't come to d pix @all cos i dnt tink u're interested in such by âpproaching someone 4 relp @ dark 9t. ur only interest is chop n clean mouth, so y bothe abt d facial outlook, unless u dnt kno wat u want