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Pls Work This Bedmatics For Me by supercunt(m): 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
pls, work this bedmatics for me if am correct: MATHEMATICS Romance: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ Office: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ Shopping: A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ EQUATIONS & STATISTICS: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ___________________________ LONGEVITY: Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. 3 Likes |
Re: Pls Work This Bedmatics For Me by NIKKnJAZZ(f): 1:33am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Hahahahaaa I can't deny some things are true especially with Romance and Office calculations. I don't agree with your Equations & Statistics though...but still entertaining. |
Re: Pls Work This Bedmatics For Me by Nobody: 1:42am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Wow! NIKKnJAZZ: Everything up there is correct. |
Re: Pls Work This Bedmatics For Me by Kaylexzy(m): 1:42am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Pls Work This Bedmatics For Me by ENIGMA24(m): 2:24am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Fact |
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