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Who Owns A Man, Mother Or Wife? by cyril83(m): 6:53am On Sep 18, 2012
Who owns a man,mother or wife?
Mother: my son must obey my instruction unless he didn't suck my breast 4 more than1yr
wife: he sucks mine now and he has sucked it 4 more than 5yrs and still sucking
mother: i carried him for 9mnths
wife: he was only 3.5kg so wat's big deal? I carry him every nyt & he is 80kg now. Mother: he passed btw my legs!
wife: see wahala ,he only passed there once. He stays btw my legs like everyday...
TEL ME WHO NOW owns a man?
Re: Who Owns A Man, Mother Or Wife? by realsammie(m): 8:55am On Sep 18, 2012
simply go ask ur mama @ home wink

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