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Poll: WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT? NO RIGGING PLEASETOSHMANN: 9% (2 votes)NOETIC: 28% (6 votes) ADAMUGO: 4% (1 vote) FAKETAN: 28% (6 votes) I-MAN: 19% (4 votes) DAVIDYLAN: 9% (2 votes) URYSPY: 0% (0 votes) TOYINRAYO: 0% (0 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 5:11am On Jan 19, 2008 |
oya, name one female despotic president any country in the world has had. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by bjluv: 5:30am On Jan 19, 2008 |
Only if I could anyway and to be precise 1st task---secure my ass :p 2. get all the Nigerians who have ever in one way or the other ate from of the Nigerian resources at home or abroad in shackles. I mean all from 1960 when we got independence. they all need to clarify their position in the Nigerian economical history. 3. Get IBB, Abubakar and OBJ all other uneducatated morons who have find their way to various position of power in the Nigerian society + to books. [No one would be pardoned and that is why I will have to 1st secure my ass] 4. Get rid of all the old engines in the system. They are all worn out already and have nothing to offer other than stealing public funds + they are not well knowledgeable about the global field. 5. Bring the change in our people's lives. There is too much suffering in a nation that has it all. Ask Nigerians for their honesty in making a better life for each and every Nigerian. 6. Reform, Agriculture, Health, Education , Technology and Youth&Sports ministries 6. Bring back free education at all levels & subsidized health cover 7. Make sure that every institution publicly declare a credible inflow/outflow of FINANCES every year (before or while all these is in progress, introduce a nationwide identification system for all Nigerians which will be effective since that would be the only way they will quality for free education or health) ---and the list goes on! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 1:55pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
faketan: now u are threatning me. I will report u to the international community, UN, AU,EU,ECOWAS,NATO,COMMONWEALTH e.t.c. fellow nigerians, please ignore this IBB in disguise. Vote vision, Vote integrity Vote Noetics. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 2:31pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
noetic: Hahahahahaha, who told you? Go and report me, most of them know what I can do. They will simply advise you to step down for me. bjluv:I wish that will be possible. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 6:32pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
iceblue: none of them had or implemented your kind of manifesto iceblue:Iceblue could be one in the making |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by anca: 8:29pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
Noetic I am with u. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 8:31pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
anca: thank u very much, the good people of nigeria. Support a Better Nigeria Vote Noetic. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 8:37pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
anca:How can you do that? Did you not see me? Noetic is Abacha's younger brother |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 6:56pm On Jan 20, 2008 |
with 3 million votes and still counting, , , , , , , fellow nigerians, please excercise ur franchise and secure the future of this great nation. Vote for a better Nigeria VOTE NOETIC for president2008 |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by adamugo(m): 12:26pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
@Noetic,abi wetin you call yourself, we've seen people like you in the past,sugar coated tongues,Nigerians are tired of talk much and do less politicians, what we need nowadays is action, talk less and do much that why are dont want to be lousy about my manifesto, we are tired of mere cacophonic politicians stop making noise your approach shows that even a dictatotor would be better than you. A word is enough for the wise |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 6:05pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
adamugo:yes thats me. adumago, please go get one, if u like it so much yes u are right. thats y they dont want u, they want Noetic for president. for now I can only talk, when I get to office I will perform. please be, nigerians know jokers, and they the person they want. cant u c d handwriting on the wall, nigerians want NOETIC yes. thats y u must step down now. this u cant prove. fellow nigerians, continue to support NOETIC, for a secured future NOETIC for president2008. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 9:08pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
Come on fellow nigerians, I trust you to make the right decision. Noetic is a poetic. Do not be taken in by his sweet tongue. I am the best for you. Vote for faketan vote for better Nigeria. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 9:14pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
everyone FAKETAN simply means: FAKE T: To A: All N: Nigerian so make the right choice and vote for the best of the best! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 9:16pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
i am the best! open your eyes y'all |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 9:43pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
Sly everyone knows the meaning of sly. never straightforward. Clever in consealing what one's aim is. Nigeria be warry of him |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by toshmann(m): 10:23pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
tosh for president. free condoms and reduced HIV/AIDS free free holidays for any babe that agrees for guys . . . . to reduce frustration of guys and hence violence a vote for tosh is a vote for fun to-to-to . . . . toshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 10:59pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
toshmann: This your spectacles be like Abacha own. remember wetin kill Abacha. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 4:21pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
faketan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the master rigger, Nigerians will resist u like kenyas did. the evidences are overwelming. faketan: fellow nigerians, this is fraud. please defend ur votes. support a better Nigeria. Vote NOETIC |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
noetic: come on, you just quoted me, cleared the content of the and in serted your own statement. Is this the kind of president that we want? The one that falsifies figures. I know you will retain IWU when u are to win because he knows how to do the dirty job. Nigerians be warry. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 1:26pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
faketan: u know this false cos those were ur words, u just decided to modify them. how come u had 5 votes and none of them made a comment? bros abeg fear GOD |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
noetic:Hey Noetic You are true Nigerian Politician. I swear I did not modify anything. You fit carry your weapon of mass destruction swear? |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by nightnurse(f): 3:29pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
fakyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy rulessssssssssssssssss |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 3:59pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
nightnurse:Thanks hon |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Blatant: 4:51pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
If I am president of Nigeria, I will incapacitate every adult Nigerian because they are ALL thieves. Then we will start a proper re-orientation of the young ones Somebody said that Nigerians are mostly thieves-in-waiting and I agree with him/her. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 5:25pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Blatant: As far you do not exclude yourself. It is fair enough. Though I can tell you that I am not one. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Blatant: 4:40pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
I take it that every Nigerian is capable of stealing and they have it in their veins till they prove otherwise. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 7:08pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
Blatant: rather say that every humanbeing has the capacity to steal. The tendency to be corrupt is in everyone but only manifests if the environment is ripe. Otherwise how do explain the corruption of the multinational companies in nigeria and even abroad? |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by invisible2(m): 10:06am On Jan 25, 2008 |
Three days after swearing in, I will sack all NEPA staff, from top to bottom. I will dismantle all installations from transformers, poles, transmitting stations etc, then i will start afresh to build a new power generation base that will be enduring, if the nation will suffer a full year blackout, everyone should bear with me-please! If all I do still fails, i will sell the power sector to the highest international bidder, let them run the sector, even if they will cut our throats with costs, but let there be light first. No meaningful developement will come to us without steady power. No poverty alleviation strategy will work except you empower the masses to work with power. Without power, all is dull and idle. If I were the president, I will give us power, even if it is the only thing I achieve. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
invisible!: You have proved that in the stock thread. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by adamugo(m): 2:41pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
Fellow nigerians,the time has come for you to open your eyes vividly for a right candidate that will lead you to the next level.(1) Give you good job oppotunity (2) Give your children qualitative education (3) Provides you with all social ammenities (4) provides free medicals services To measure a few,Fellow nigerians noetic is not a visionary leader ignore the dictator and his suger coated tongue and vote for a victionary leader like , eg.Mahartma Ghandi,Obafemi Awolowo,Bola Tinubbu.kindly vote for adamugo. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Iman3(m): 2:45pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
adamugo: Na true!How you go fund am? You go pluck money from trees? |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 2:56pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
I-man:Akweyi kwudi. |
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