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If You Were God by cold(m): 12:00pm On Sep 18, 2012
Ok my Christian & Muslim brothers & sisters,time for some reality check.
Imagine for a minute you were God wielding unlimited powers.
You decide for some reason that the people on planet earth need guidance for their own good. Do you
A. Appear before one person in a vision,give him/her secret information & hope they pass it on correctly without additions or subtractions. Or
B. Appear before the masses & tell them direct. Thereby proving your existence beyond doubt & at the same time ensuring they get the right message.
2. You wish to have your laws continued forever,do you
A. Tell them once & dissappear for a couple thousand years or more. Or
B. Make regular appearances to reinforce belief.
3. You care for these people (afterall you created them) so when you see things going terribly wrong,do you
A. Sit back & watch the fun or
B. Step in with some timely advice.
4. You have unlimited powers,you can create the world any you deem fit. Do you
A. Make the climate changeable & unpredictable,thus resulting in the death of millions through,floods,drought,tsunamis,hurricanes etc. Or do you
B. Make the climate stable so that the population can grow their crops & feed themselves.
Please respond as honestly as you can & do not regurgitate that old standby phrase reserved for all tricky questions: God's work is beyond our understanding. Or God's ways are not our ways. Thank you very much
Re: If You Were God by Eneze1(f): 12:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
This is a big question??
Re: If You Were God by k2039: 12:08pm On Sep 18, 2012
I will destroy all atheist within a second

Re: If You Were God by cold(m): 12:41pm On Sep 18, 2012
^^ ok,what about the other issues raised?
Re: If You Were God by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 19, 2012
A. Appear before one person in a vision,give him/her secret information & hope they pass it on correctly without additions or subtractions.

then I would


A. Sit back & watch the fun

it's pretty much how it is now.
i believe the first humans were given knowledge about where we came from and were given the task to abide by the force/s and inform their children. Like a game of telephone the message has become distorted. Now we have confusion. Since God designed us with individual minds/personalities, obviously it was ordained that we would have "nay sayers" and divisions. After all if we were all the same, what would be the purpose of human life?

Same thing one must ask about God making constant appearances to prove existence. If that were the case where would the faith be? Would we not just live fearing him/her's wrath rather than believe and live based on positive hope and faith?

So in a nut shell I would do the same thing God is doing now.
Create, inform a few, and kick back and watch my work unfold. smiley

In fact this reminds me of of the move "Immortals" where the Supreme God (Zeus) told his children not to interfere with the lives of the mortals unless summoned. I think the Greeks were spot on as far as the concept of how God works is concerned. It seems that is exactly how it is in real life.
Re: If You Were God by manmustwac(m): 10:34pm On Sep 19, 2012
k2039: I will destroy all atheist within a second









can't you just answer the questions, are they not simple enough. angry
Re: If You Were God by Areaboy2(m): 10:41pm On Sep 19, 2012
k2039: I will destroy all atheist within a second










and how will you do this? Send fire from heaven and kill them all?

or

Appear to everyone and clear all doubts (saving them too since you "love" everyone)?


Pick wisely undecided
Re: If You Were God by tobechi20(m): 10:45pm On Sep 19, 2012
If i were God, i wil du what he is doing now
Re: If You Were God by k2039: 10:49pm On Sep 19, 2012
Area_boy:

and how will you do this? Send fire from heaven and kill them all?

or

Appear to everyone and clear all doubts (saving them too since you "love" everyone)?


Pick wisely undecided
You have a point,but even if God still shows himself,those athiest I know on nairaland would still not change,afterall from the knowledge of His work we shall know Him.

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Re: If You Were God by k2039: 10:52pm On Sep 19, 2012
manmustwac: can't you just answer the questions, are they not simple enough. angry
Ofcourse if I were God,you will be the first person on my elimination list. lol
Re: If You Were God by Areaboy2(m): 11:41pm On Sep 19, 2012
k2039:
You have a point,but even if God still shows himself,those athiest I know on nairaland would still not change,afterall from the knowledge of His work we shall know Him.

Again, a dead end as far as my brain can go.

How do you mean if he "shows" himself then atheists will still not believe? How do you know this? Or maybe he really wouldn't show himself in a clear cut manner but again through possible loopholes and dodgy prophets?

Kinda tricky! I for one am very sure I'll pack my bags and join the religious bandwagon when indeed a "god" does show himself. Problem is, which god? undecided
Re: If You Were God by k2039: 7:33am On Sep 20, 2012
Area_boy:

Again, a dead end as far as my brain can go.

How do you mean if he "shows" himself then atheists will still not believe? How do you know this? Or maybe he really wouldn't show himself in a clear cut manner but again through possible loopholes and dodgy prophets?

Kinda tricky! I for one am very sure I'll pack my bags and join the religious bandwagon when indeed a "god" does show himself. Problem is, which god? undecided

Their are enough evidence to support is existence,if you cant beleive He exists now what else give me the assurance you will beleive even if He appears(am not commenting on this thread again),even when Jesus was here on earth(even His own didnt beleive him),so I know even If He shows Himself ,you and your other friends will still find an excuse like,probably it's an illusion or probably a creation of your imagination.

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