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Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 6:36pm On Sep 18, 2012
Here you ll find series of funny quotes!

*God is watching: u dey chop 4 ur house u cum update ur facebook status as chilling wit A-KON. God dey o!


Father: ow R ur grades son
Son:underwater
Father: wat do u mean
Son: Dad they R below C level.

*to be continued
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 6:41pm On Sep 18, 2012
teekrackz: Here you ll find series of funny quotes!

*God is watching: u dey chop corn 4 ur house u cum update ur facebook status as chilling wit A-KON. God dey o!


Father: ow R ur grades son
Son:underwater
Father: wat do u mean
Son: Dad they R below C level.

*to be continued
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 6:48pm On Sep 18, 2012
Koboko night crusader! O boy devil don enter am for 9ja

Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 7:04pm On Sep 18, 2012
The only time a man thinks and recall all the girls he has spelt wit is wen his HIV/AIDS status is being delayed!
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 6:51am On Sep 19, 2012
An Igbo man would rather put his head outside his car window to shout instead of using his CAR HORN!
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 2:28pm On Sep 19, 2012
U say u know english abi? Oya translate this pidgin english to correct english
E don tey wey water pass garri*
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 5:17pm On Sep 19, 2012
You will you never truly understand naija politicians unless you are studying Zoology as a course in school!
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2012
Teacher:akpors stand up and tell us a proverb
Akpors:to hair is woman to forgive is design
Teacher:haahaha. R u normal at all? Oya name a type of gas u know!g
Akpors:ummm! Fabregas!!!


#lobatan
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 3:54pm On Sep 21, 2012
Judge:You stole a clock that belongs to a church! Why?
Accused:My Lord, God's time is the best!
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 10:53am On Sep 22, 2012
If you use a LandRover+LandCruiser and still have a LandLord, you deserve to be Landed a slap!
Re: Funny Lines [will Be Updated Periodically] by teekrackz(m): 10:57am On Sep 22, 2012
Nigeria a place where we go to shoprite buy a bottle of coke and stay for 30minute snapping with ace of spade bottles!

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