The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" the teacher asked. "Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. "She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,killed 4 more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy give you from this horrible story?" "Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

lol

seen it b4
aunt nancy is one hell of a drinker
9ice one clemcy

Anty nancy is one hellova bad ass.

bad ass indeed

good ass in thought

e no go bad to get that kind woman as body guard

sinners beware.today is sunday.

what r you tryng to say, sins shouldnt be commited on sundays, i think thats the best day to do so

quickly sprinkles holy water on tufe.

and he brings out dudu osun to bath along with the holy water

lol.
i give up.

u out for acid, hmmmmm guess there must be a chemistry between you too. you begining to like him
it's cool though
peace out babe

hehehehehehe

ROTFLMAO.
nite nite.

ROTFLMO

Cmmon guys get the groove onn

Groovy groove.

Nice joke Clemcy

So u sabi jokes na im u come lockup for only replies

this is a new yr

with new bla bla methods

and new gra gra style

ify how far?

kooldamsel oga how near ?
i miss zignorr

@saucekid hmm
@ify just what do u mean by dat

hope u aint insinuating a notion? am just my person, impressn pple is never my specialty. i still remain ur beloved clemcukul


okay guys am going thru my archive 4 somthing kooler

A BOY WITH HIS FATHER

A FATHER WAS SO FOND OF HIS CHILD, HE WAS TAKING THE CHILD TO SLEEP WITH HIM SINCE THE CHILD WAS 1YEAR.THE FATHER WAS ALWAYS SLEEPING WITH THE CHILD UNTIL THE BOY REACHED 3YEARS. ONE DAY THE FATHER HAD GONE TO BED WITH HIS PET CHILD, HE THOUGHT THE CHILD HAD SLEPT OFF SO HE DECIDED TO MESS THE AIR AND SO HE DID---BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, BAAAAAAM. THE CHILD NOTICED WHAT HAPPENED AND SO REMOVED HIS BLANKET OFF HIM AND ASKED “DAD WHATS THE MEANING OF THAT”? THE FATHER WAS EMBARRASED AND SO HE QUICKLY SAID TO HIS CHILD “NEVER MIND MY SON GO BACK TO SLEEP ITS JUST AN ACCIDENT” THE KID REPLIED “SO DAD DOES IT MEAN ITS GOING TO RAIN WITH FEACES”. THE FATHER REALIZED THE CHILD HAD GROWN WISE SO HE ASKED HIM TO PACK AND MOVE TO HIS MOTHER’S ROOM. FROM THAT DAY HE STOPPED SLEEPING ON THE SAME BED, SAME ROOM WITH ANY CHILD.

iyeme. . . . . . .

speechless

breathless . . . .

@ Clemcykul, U just carry the second one spoil the first one.


e no go bad to get some one like Aunty Nancy as Wife.

you fit marry am now

U dey plan ur doom.

the next place i'll be seeing you is at your funeral if you marry her,

but happy married life in advance