My dad will always tap his legs on d ground...same with me now..vry funny eachtime I remember him

Generosity from both parents. My Mum and Dad are givers.

I inherited chewing the cover of my pen till it becomes useless, from my mum and i still do it up till now. For sure, i can't help that for now.

i inherited listening to Ligali mukaiba baba L 'epe and chilling with eje osan or eje obokun papersoup with odeku aka big stout and big fat azz cigar everyweekend

Dopefiend: I talk d same funny way ma dad does. O I love dat man

Na and my dad be dat ooo. Papa Integra himself.

He married 8 wives

Hum, I inherited this funny habit from my dad, we both often grind our teeth, something like chewing the curd, we ain't chewing anything though.

Cigarette!

holyvirgin: Fart while sleeping
I dnt know how to stop pls help

You need one week warm salt water therapy with regular intake of acidophylus or yoghurt during those days.shikena.

Ogidi-Olu:



Is ur mum a bi't'ch?

Typical Naija mentality thinking every word that sounds bad to them sounds bad elsewhere.

A bi't'ch can be any of the above.

A woman that:

A) Will have sex with everybody, but you.

B) Won't do (what you in your feeble mind) want her to.

C) You work for, that tells you what to do, and you don't like it.


D) A successful woman.

E) A down right drama queen that makes yours, and everyones lives around her misrable.

F) A control freak that always thinks she is right, and constantly corrects everyone.

Sometimes

1+1 maybe 1


Other times

1+1 can be 2

And also

1+1 may be 11 depending on the context.

cyara: I got the ability to fight from my dad. Even when i know i will get beaten in a fight, i still go ahead to fight. I tried it when growing up and came back home with a red eye. I don't know why but i never learn lesson because i always get beaten in every fight

even with your old man's ability you still get beaten

cyara: I got the ability to fight from my dad. Even when i know i will get beaten in a fight, i still go ahead to fight. I tried it when growing up and came back home with a red eye. I don't know why but i never learn lesson because i always get beaten in every fight

cyara: I got the ability to fight from my dad. Even when i know i will get beaten in a fight, i still go ahead to fight. I tried it when growing up and came back home with a red eye. I don't know why but i never learn lesson because i always get beaten in every fight

even with your old man's ability you still get beaten

I inherited my daddy's eating habit, anytin goes ni o including eba n beans, eba n ikokore.

I inherited my dad fat face and is very annoying

Mrajonder: Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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Did you inherit "thread-derailing"
Why not create another thread for your joke?

lol

My dad can talk even while sleeping, same with me, sometimes, i talk until i start feeling headache(). I also pick his tone (the sound of his voice), intelligence, analytical mind, good judgement skill and generosity from him.

Bt frm my mum, i picked her calmness (Im i really sure, maybe sometimes sha, bcs my dad and i can be so impatient). Then she is a natural economist, just like me, i can economize anytin, even water and soap, jst like her, everytin has to go with a pre-planned budget, no impulse purchase.

Its jst so stupid that someone wud try to change you, most of the things we do are genetic(except the negative ones), so u either accept people the way they are or leave them alone. You cant change anybody, it jst doesnt work.

I inherited my BIG DICK from my dad

I just don't know how to tie a wrapper on my waist properly,is it from left to right or right to left again,dunno,been corrected several times,I jst can't get. Now I inherited that from my father,that man is hopeless with it so we just stuck to knotting it loosely around our necks.

i pick up electrical' electronics' or mechanical junks and accesories i see on street and keep them inside my wardrobe'' i stil av those ones i picked 10 years ago'its just so funny''' my dad does dat and my late grandfather does dat too although my fathers own is more of mechanical thins while grandpa is mor of electronics thin''''''
i also inherited intelligenc and good handwritin skill frm them

holyvirgin: Fart while sleeping
I dnt know how to stop pls help

dnt sleep anymre.lolz

i wish i knew.... lost them at a very young age to even know what they look like.

my mum is always separating fight/ settling quarrels in my area and i inherited that habit

Business sense and drinking of tea.

middle-sized dick from my dad.

I inherited music 4rm my pally! Lyk he was born with music

hrmkz: I inherited Haruna ishola, Yusuf olatunji, Ayinla omowura and Sikiru Ayinde.
Hence, my love for good meaningful and inspiring music.

are dose ppl ur parents?

hrmkz: I inherited Haruna ishola, Yusuf olatunji, Ayinla omowura and Sikiru Ayinde.
Hence, my love for good meaningful and inspiring music.

are dose ppl ur parents?

maumau1: i wish i knew.... lost them at a very young age to even know what they look like.

.am so sowi.....such z lyf...

mom: stubborness
father: quietness

comely77: Cigarette!

lmao @ this ^^
and the ppl with the usernames Dopefiend and crackhouse

Darey00:
I inherited the moustache from my mum..mehn d tin always plenty.even d peeps 4 my villa dey jest me.lol

Something funny, finally.