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Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 8:35pm On Sep 21, 2012
A conversation between a Nigerian governor and a journalist.

Journalist: Sir,why is there unrest in Nigerian universities?

Governor: ah,why should students rest, they should be reading their books oh they must not rest.






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Re: Nigerian Governor by mormoni(m): 8:37pm On Sep 21, 2012
*thinks for a while


Well u triedt small

More grease to ur elbows
Re: Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 8:39pm On Sep 21, 2012
mormoni: *thinks for a while


Well u triedt small

More grease to ur elbows

Thanks my General Sec.
Re: Nigerian Governor by mormoni(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2012
larride:

Thanks my General Sec.
u ar welcome Mr President



*salutes him with my joystick
Re: Nigerian Governor by Nobody: 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2012
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Re: Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2012
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What is that my ANGEL kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Nigerian Governor by mormoni(m): 8:52pm On Sep 21, 2012
just passing by
Re: Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2012
mormoni: just passing by

Stops him with my machete and grabs his balls grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Governor by mormoni(m): 8:59pm On Sep 21, 2012
larride:

Stops him with my machete and grabs his balls grin grin grin grin grin grin
kaiii!!! Don't try anything silly oo...these balls are my hope
Re: Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 11:58pm On Sep 22, 2012
mormoni: kaiii!!! Don't try anything silly oo...these balls are my hope

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Re: Nigerian Governor by Nobody: 8:05am On Sep 23, 2012
mormoni: u ar welcome Mr President



*salutes him with my joystick
larride:

Stops him with my machete and grabs his balls grin grin grin grin grin grin
argghhh! Too many gays in PROJAN... Gosh! undecided undecided undecided

@op. Ask for permission before stealing jokes!
Re: Nigerian Governor by Lagusta(m): 9:12am On Sep 23, 2012
JOURNALIST: which mineral resources do you have in your state?

GOVERNOR: oh, we have many mineral resources.... We have COKE, FANTA, PEPSI, TANDI GURANA, MIRINDA, SCHWEPPS,,,,,,








THE MALE JOURNALIST HAD AN EJACULATION!!!!!!

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Re: Nigerian Governor by mormoni(m): 7:07pm On Sep 23, 2012
booqee:
argghhh! Too many gays in PROJAN... Gosh! undecided undecided undecided

@op. Ask for permission before stealing jokes!
sharrap b4 I rape u
Re: Nigerian Governor by larride(m): 7:55pm On Sep 23, 2012
booqee:
argghhh! Too many gays in PROJAN... Gosh! undecided undecided undecided

@op. Ask for permission before stealing jokes!

Permission granted.


Lagusta: JOURNALIST: which mineral resources do you have in your state?

GOVERNOR: oh, we have many mineral resources.... We have COKE, FANTA, PEPSI, TANDI GURANA, MIRINDA, SCHWEPPS,,,,,,








THE MALE JOURNALIST HAD AN EJACULATION!!!!!!

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