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Garri Jokes Thread by ebamma(m): 9:24pm On Sep 22, 2012
Remix Of Psquare's Chop my Money By Ebamma-:
E get this fine garri,
them dey sell am for ijebu
ode
Na mama iyabo be
marketer
I no dey lie
The garri na fine one
I dey sip am with
groundnut
I come mix am with sugar
oh
E sweet well well
This garri na
delicacy,delicacy,
As i sip this garri i come
dey gyrate
This garri na
delicacy,delicacy
As i see Seun osewa i tell
am say
I must chop my garri
chop my garri oh(x3)
Cos i dont care
I dont care,(x3)
Cos i get am plenty
I dont care (3x)
Cos E no go empty
I got plenty garri in my
name
Plenty garri in my name
(x3)
In my name (x2)
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by ebamma(m): 9:36pm On Sep 22, 2012
Garri on the Mount
And seeing the garri choppers,i went up into the market and when i was set, i opened my mouth and taught them saying
Blessed are the garri eaters for the shall be called G-unit
Blessed are those who sell garri,for the shall see God
Blessed are the those who sip garri for the shall be called citizens of g-unit
Blessed are those who smoke garri with kuli-kuli for the shall not be disappointed
Blessed are those who eat garri with vegetable soup for shall enjoy it
Blessed are you when mukina bans you and sexkillz persecute you because you mentioned garri for thou shall go to heaven
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by larride(m): 11:39pm On Sep 22, 2012
Eba-mma you try small
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by Nobody: 11:42pm On Sep 22, 2012
Now eba mma, how does dis affect d price of yellow garri in d market??

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