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Garri Jokes Thread by ebamma(m): 9:24pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
Remix Of Psquare's Chop my Money By Ebamma-: E get this fine garri, them dey sell am for ijebu ode Na mama iyabo be marketer I no dey lie The garri na fine one I dey sip am with groundnut I come mix am with sugar oh E sweet well well This garri na delicacy,delicacy, As i sip this garri i come dey gyrate This garri na delicacy,delicacy As i see Seun osewa i tell am say I must chop my garri chop my garri oh(x3) Cos i dont care I dont care,(x3) Cos i get am plenty I dont care (3x) Cos E no go empty I got plenty garri in my name Plenty garri in my name (x3) In my name (x2) |
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by ebamma(m): 9:36pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
Garri on the Mount And seeing the garri choppers,i went up into the market and when i was set, i opened my mouth and taught them saying Blessed are the garri eaters for the shall be called G-unit Blessed are those who sell garri,for the shall see God Blessed are the those who sip garri for the shall be called citizens of g-unit Blessed are those who smoke garri with kuli-kuli for the shall not be disappointed Blessed are those who eat garri with vegetable soup for shall enjoy it Blessed are you when mukina bans you and sexkillz persecute you because you mentioned garri for thou shall go to heaven |
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by larride(m): 11:39pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
Eba-mma you try small |
Re: Garri Jokes Thread by Nobody: 11:42pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
Now eba mma, how does dis affect d price of yellow garri in d market?? |
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