A man goes to a doctor, requesting that he be castrated.
The doctor asked him if he was sure of the process he wants
to undergo because it was irreversible, and the guy consented.
He was asked over and over again till he was almost getting irrirtated.

The doctor performed the operation and the man was happy but
was in deep pains
When he was going to the bathroom to wee, he saw another guy
walking the way he was because of the pains down there, so
he asked the guy, "So where you recently castrated?"
The guy replied him, "No i was circumsized", to which the man exclained
"Oh thats the word i was trying to remember!"

oh ! wat a mistake

Hey! now dats my joke

that was off da hook



nothing for am again

the only advice that i'ld give to the guy is to throw himself into the ocean.

hcl_acid:

the only advice that i'ld give to the guy is to throw himself into the ocean.

exactly - just like you thought of doin some days ago.

@mailmaniac
all i do is surfing when i throw myself into the ocean

i like the guy he the victim of himself

i like the guy he is the victim of himself  

Too much english fit fck u up.

english wan fck her up, but trust mimie shes damn too smart, she fcked english down real good!

sweetie remember our date, dont 4get to wear ur creame coloured suit and seude shoes ill be waiting in our gazebo

No problem honnie.

@mig & clem this is not a meet up zone,
@ topic, this joke rocks, am still rolling on the ground and LMAO

If e dey pain u, go swallow stone.

cool it mate, no need to show off your jealousy, i was only directing u guys to the dating zone on nairaland forum

lol

weve dated and now were married! we just want to go out and chill

i bet in all ur life uve never gone out chei dont uve ever dated

thug why are u laffn

you are wrong sis, am happily married.

@ nice one!!

@brim
gud 4.Ya

D guy shud av faith nd pray dat it grows, u knw nutin's impsible these dayz.

ure married so

i should start flying the marriage was i not the one dat sponsored it?

@clem,

that reminds me - you are still owing Iya Sikira for the kpomo that was used for cooking the wedding rice, you are also owing  aunt Bunmi for the gele and aso-oke you wore to the engagement, Baba Olu said i should remind you that the six months grace he gave you to pay for the chairs is over.

I have managed to clear all the other debts that was piled up after the wedding. just try and do your part before the end of the year.

I've told u, stop eating too much fish eyeballs. Its obviously not gud 4 ur brain.

but probably good for yours

@mig, i love the fish eyeballs o! it will be very hard to give them up, i have tried very many times without success.

by the way have you succeeded in getting over the bad habit of eating raw cassava. you know that is the reason your eyesight is so bad

Pal, i havent o. Pls pray 4 me. I'm addicted.

hahhaahh miggie dats why i love u

brimbrack pls return the condom u borrowed from me!

u chop credit so tay ur creditors wen dem see u dey go lock up thier shops close for the day.

Lord!

that yeye thing that failed me.
pls don't call it condom again, it is actually a polythene bag.
i will return the entire packet to your house this evening

please ensure u do

the guy no even dey grateful
dem borrow am polythene bag he dey complain