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Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:02pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
A chicken crossed d road n met james bond 'Wats ur name?' Asked d chicken 'Bond, james Bond' wats urs? Ken, chic Ken' |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Pastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter Jonny: I'm in d secret service :oPastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter Jonny: I'm in d secret service |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:07pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
He said: what do u call a woman hu knwz where her husband is everynite? She repled: a widow |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:11pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Lil jonny n lil suzy just finished writing their exams Jonny: it waz 2 difficult, I submitted a blank sheet cuz I didn't knw d ansaz Suzy: I also submitted a blank sheet Jonny: buh d teacher wud fink we copied each oda |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
[quote author=bunmioguns] mah guy
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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:19pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
dopeJemi: you get mouth like Seun Osewa. . 1 Like |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:28pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs. Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at" D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary) 4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:31pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Na true abi na lie?
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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Guy: "Between Me and the Toilet, Whom do you Love Most?" Girl: "Obviously its you, why do you ask such a Stupid Question??" Guy: "Because you drop Your pants soo fast For the Toilet, But for me, I have to Really struggle 1 Like
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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 2:46pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Bunmi! is dat your father?? No offence oooooooooooooooo just asking... |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Lagusta(m): 4:28pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
dopeJemi: A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs. This one made me laugh..... LWKMD LWTMB |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Lagusta:fanx 4 laffin |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 6:34pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
nice collection |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 6:59pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
~vicky~:c as body dey sweet me as I c ur comment
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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by larride(m): 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Nice collections you got. |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 7:38pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
larride: Nice collections you got.fanx a lot bro |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by larride(m): 7:52pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
dopeJemi: fanx a lot bro Anytime bro |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by mormoni(m): 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Nice one tho....m!ut u can do better. More grease to ur elbows 1 Like |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 10:45pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
dopeJemi: A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs.this is the real joke. Lol |
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 8:19am On Sep 26, 2012 |
PretiEbony: this is the real joke. Lol |
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