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Questions & Answers by GeeCee(m): 3:28pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love Man: How old is your father? Boy: 1 year older then me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Singapore, Sir. Teacher: Which part? Student: All of me, Sir. Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Akin: No comb, Sir. Teacher: Use your dad's then. Akin: No hair, Sir. A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did you get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do you mean 'under water'?" " They are all below 'C' (sea) level!" Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything. |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 3:39pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
hehehehe for real dude, the loves undying |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 5:26pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@ GCE. Nice one. |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 5:29pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
aristole, are you trying to say that our friend GeeCee has not passed GCE after all these years. GeeCee that na seriou tassy o |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 6:01pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@ Tufe. YOu sabi turn NO17 upside down to LION. |
Re: Questions & Answers by Migines(m): 6:53pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Lol at last! |
Re: Questions & Answers by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Jan 17, 2008 |
hhhaaah at last? som1 is making sense lol chei! |
Re: Questions & Answers by topeteadr(m): 10:23am On Jan 17, 2008 |
clemcykul: Roflmao . . . . |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 11:01am On Jan 17, 2008 |
An eye for an eye (Mosaich Law) .But I dont have your time |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 12:59pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
aristole: who was that meant for, miggy, clemcy or me?? |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 1:27pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
***Xcept you.! |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
*holds holds his peace* |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 1:53pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
But nothing dey happen now.! |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
no shaking |
Re: Questions & Answers by clemcykul(f): 3:27pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 3:46pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
shooo wetin be your own na?? |
Re: Questions & Answers by Migines(m): 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Ask again. Mumu. |
Re: Questions & Answers by Migines(m): 9:39pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
@aristole truth hurts, in'nit? |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 11:43am On Jan 18, 2008 |
The joke try oh |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
strolls in, *place dey boring*. bounces out |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 2:37pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
tufe: as if u sabi something |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
barone, you no go stay one place abi, na just to dey jump about be your work |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 3:06pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
jst wait there, let me jump on u |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 3:10pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
puts a bomb in ituens pants. waiting for him to jump |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 3:35pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
U don come near my pants again. U and Ayusman na partners? |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 3:50pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
i almost die from the smell wey ooze out from the pant when i wan drop the bomb. the smell alone na bomb. but we thank God that i made i tthrough by the help of a facial mask |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 4:10pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
If i bin no spray repellant, ur plan for don suceeed |
Re: Questions & Answers by aristole(m): 4:45pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
5th World War btw Ituen and Tufe |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 4:58pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
aristole, you'll get caught between firelines if you dont take time |
Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 5:05pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
Tufe, since u no sabi shoot, u wan dey learn hw to kill person by mistake |
Re: Questions & Answers by tjtj1(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
;d :d |
Re: Questions & Answers by tufe(m): 5:49pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
i'll start by killing u by mistake |
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