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12 Types Of People On Facebook by EzePromoe: 6:30am On Sep 30, 2012
[b]TYPES OF PEOPLE ON
FACEBOOK:
1) The "Rooster" – Feels
that it is their job to tell
Facebook "Good Morning"
every day.
2) The "Lurker" – Never
posts or comments on
your post, but reads
everything, and might
make reference to your
status if they see you
in public.
3) The "Hyena" –
Doesn't ever really say
anything, just LOLs and
LMAOs at everything.
4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has
4,367 friends for NO
reason
5) The "Gamer" – Plays
Words With Friends,
Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff,
etc., ALL DAY.)
6) The "Cynic" – Hates
their life, and everything
in it, as evidenced by
the somber tone in ALL
of their status updates.
7) The "Collector" –
Never posts anything
either, but joins every
group and becomes
fans of the most
random stuff.
cool The "Promoter" –
Always sends event
invitations to things
that you ultimately
delete or ignore.
9) The "Liker" – Never
actually says anything,
but always clicks the
"like" button
10) "Drama Queen/ King"
– This person always
posts stuff like "I
can't believe this!", or
"They gonna make me
snap today!", in
the hopes that you will
ask what happened, or
what's wrong but
then they never finish
telling the story.
11) The "News" –
Always updates you on
what they are doing and
who they are doing it
with, no matter how
arbitrary, and Lastly
12) The "Thief" – Steals
status updates... and
will probably steal
this one.
[/b]
Re: 12 Types Of People On Facebook by azpekuliar: 9:12am On Sep 30, 2012
....and where did u steal this from urself?

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Re: 12 Types Of People On Facebook by EzePromoe: 6:38pm On Sep 30, 2012
azpekuliar: ....and where did u steal this from urself?
That's why i'm the no.12 type of facebook users. So in which category do you fall into?cool
Re: 12 Types Of People On Facebook by Onyiclassic(f): 8:38pm On Sep 30, 2012
Ok

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