Uyi Iredia:

Harsh but true. But then its kinda cool. Especially when you hear dem speak it. Nigeria has enough dudes who copy the Jamaican flow. I personally like Shank for his own style.

lol a lot of people imitate patois.
it amazes and annoys me.

I remember this one guy called himself "liking" me
but would always talk like Ms.Cleo when ever he saw me,

HUGE turn off! esp when he would do the "booyaka booyaka" noise.

Uyi Iredia: Maybe ah fi learn di thing. I know say mi no spik well but we gatz start somewhere

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honestly, that's not bad for a first attempt.

In patois if spoken correctly it would go like this:

"Mi wan fi learn. Mi know seh mi cyah chat inna patois too good but we affi start somewhere".

Jayvarley:

alrite, dat gud, mi appy fi yu

big up fi yuhself.
cah yuh nuh badmind like fiyuh battyfish fren inna di other tread.
wid him wutless an wasteman self.

*Kails*:


big up fi yuhself.
cah yuh nuh badmind like fiyuh battyfish fren inna di other tread.
wid him wutless an wasteman self.

Lol

Nuh more fightin inna Zion yu hear

Jayvarley:

Lol

Nuh more fightin inna Zion yu hear

Afta mi nah study dat deh poppy show.
Eniwey a Sunday mawnin is wa u a fix up fi nyam fi
breakfast? A ackee, saltfish, banana, an breadfruit
mi a pree right ya now. Mi ongli hope sey mi nuh bun up
di sittin dem. mi good fi bun up di seasoning lol.

Yall need to get a room.

*Kails*:


Afta mi nah study dat deh poppy show.
Eniwey a Sunday mawnin is wa u a fix up fi nyam fi
breakfast? A ackee, saltfish, banana, an breadfruit
mi a pree right ya now. Mi ongli hope sey mi nuh bun up
di sittin dem. mi good fi bun up di seasoning lol.

Wha appen rude gal?

Yu know sey mi neva get no breakfast.

Had to guh work.

Is wha yu mek fi mi fi nyam?

Mrs.Chima:
Yall need to get a room.

if you pay for it.
and i prefer a presidential suite please, with twin beds.

OH and a free bottle of Ciroc w/ a bucket of ice.

#dazall!

--

*Kails*:


if you pay for it.
and i prefer a presidential suite please, with twin beds.

OH and a free bottle of Ciroc w/ a bucket of ice.

#dazall!

I ain't yo love-vendor!

Mrs.Chima:


I ain't yo love-vendor!

does that mean i can't get the room?
or the drink?

no ice?

Mrs.Chima:


I ain't yo love-vendor!

Gal yu need fi help I out,

Forward di King a special room

Mi done mek up mi mind

Mi want fi Nyam Kalis !

Jayvarley:


Gal yu need fi help I out,

Forward di King a special room

Mi done mek up mi mind

Mi want fi Nyam Kalis !

a wah di rasclat dis ya?

jayvarley

tell me seh a mad puss piss yuh a put ina fiyuh carrot juice..
no sah...is who roots fi yuh head?

*Kails*:
jayvarley

tell me seh a mad puss piss yuh a put ina fiyuh carrot juice..
no sah...is who roots fi yuh head?

Nuh watch nuten princess Kalis

Just lie back and mek mi nyam fi yu renking meat

Mi want fi mek yu feel good yuh hear!

Cauz mi mi know sey nuff Jamican bwoy ah gwaan like sey dem too high fi go low

and Mek nuff white man ah tek weh dem ooman

Jayvarley:




Nuh watch nuten princess Kalis

Just lie back and mek mi nyam fi yu renking meat

Mi want fi mek yu feel good yuh hear!

Cauz mi mi know sey nuff Jamican bwoy ah gwaan like sey dem too high fi go low

and Mek nuff white man ah tek weh dem ooman

Quiyah tu nuh!
DWRCL!!

Lol @ renking meat!
no you did not just turn into Shabba on me! yuh nuh easy atall sah.

a weh yuhh a seh. nuff jamaican man a bowaz. Mi nuh bizness weh dem wan seh,
all dat "fire pon bowcat" fuckery dem a talk a juss fi impress fiddem fren. but
as dem link dem katty dem a nyami same way, truss dat.

Let me not embarrass myself in yasso #onareadingting

Flytefalls:

Let me not embarrass myself in yasso #onareadingting

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I AM INNOCENT!

*Kails*:


Quiyah tu nuh!
DWRCL!!

Lol @ renking meat!
no you did not just turn into Shabba on me! yuh nuh easy atall sah.

a weh yuhh a seh. nuff jamaican man a bowaz. Mi nuh bizness weh dem wan seh,
all dat "fire pon bowcat" fuckery dem a talk a juss fi impress fiddem fren. but
as dem link dem katty dem a nyami same way, truss dat.

Yu seet deh Empress!

Nuff ah dem a dweet under style

Mi dun know sey fi yu cratchis mussi sweet,


Nuh true??

a lang tym iman try fi luk fe dis typ a tin,
mi noh know sey tins lik dis a gwaan pon dis thread, a nice tins yu knuo? mi lov dis gaan a bed. cool runnings fe unu and Jah lights. Giv thanks!!!!!!

ayyoshert: a lang tym iman try fi luk fe dis typ a tin,
mi noh know sey tins lik dis a gwaan pon dis thread, a nice tins yu knuo? mi lov dis gaan a bed. cool runnings fe unu and Jah lights. Giv thanks!!!!!!

wut a way ppl can murder fimmie likkle language.
no sah.

Jayvarley:


Yu seet deh Empress!

Nuff ah dem a dweet under style

Mi dun know sey fi yu cratchis mussi sweet,


Nuh true??

is how yuh suh renk?
lol where are your manners sir?

btw you listen to dancehall?
right now i am listening to some epic diss tracks

ever hear this one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZwOxBYN2kI

kartel went IN on Bounty

Wut min fi fuh gyal?

*Kails*:


is how yuh suh renk?
lol where are your manners sir?

btw you listen to dancehall?
right now i am listening to some epic diss tracks

ever hear this one?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZwOxBYN2kI


kartel went IN on Bounty

Mi nuh mus renk and full ah argument?!


Cause mi ah beg yu fi yu mek mi nyammi sweet cratchis and it look like seh yu no want fi gimme!

Ah yu fi teach me respect.

But ah tru sey mi a lust after yu ennuh


Mi dun leggo dem deh warboat sing ting.

Ah Bounty Buss Kartel!


See how dem ungrateful ee man?

Jah know

Mi deh pon a cultural vibe right yah now.

Awoh

FREE BUJU!

Vybz? Him brokk outta jail yet?! Syria-riddim me ah wait pon

Mrs.Chima:
Wut min fi fuh gyal?

lol...sis...come on now.

Flytefalls: FREE BUJU!

Vybz? Him brokk outta jail yet?! Syria-riddim me ah wait pon

yuh neva know seh di man back a portmore since weh day?
lol is weh yuh did deh? kartel nuh lock up again sistren.

Jayvarley:


Mi nuh mus renk and full ah argument?!


Cause mi ah beg yu fi yu mek mi nyammi sweet cratchis and it look like seh yu no want fi gimme!

Ah yu fi teach me respect.

bwoy yuh betta piss an go a yuh bed
bout nyam crotches. but yuh bright!

yuh n'ave nuh ooman? A suh it a guh ina di UK?
di gyal dem get scarce?

But ah tru sey mi a lust after yu ennuh

but a WEDDI!
is how yuh can lust affa smaddy yuh neva see, sah?

Mi dun leggo dem deh warboat sing ting.

Ah Bounty Buss Kartel!


See how dem ungrateful ee man?

Jah know

yeah. yardie dem dun know seh kartel wan big ediat, a poppyshow datl.
a juss gimmicks and a bag a hype.

put it this way, if dancehall was a forum..he was just trolling.
i never took his beef with bounty serious. is seek him did seek attention.

Mi deh pon a cultural vibe right yah now.

Awoh

i feel you.
right ya now a wan Jamaican forum mi a pree.
We need another planetjamrock. that site was OFF THE CHARTS!

The dudes were mad thirsty but it was all good same way.

#goodmemories

*Kails*:




lol...sis...come on now.

Don't hate.

*Kails*:




wut a way ppl can murder fimmie likkle language.
no sah.

noh bawl bout dat, braah/Sis
mi did tink yu radda b happy wen d farin pipo apprecilove yur language. u cud put suom corrections, u cud a teach I, Iron sharpeneth Iron u kno. SEEN?

*Kails*:


bwoy yuh betta piss an go a yuh bed
bout nyam crotches. but yuh bright!

yuh n'ave nuh ooman? A suh it a guh ina di UK?
di gyal dem get scarce?



but a WEDDI!
is how yuh can lust affa smaddy yuh neva see, sah?




yeah. yardie dem dun know seh kartel wan big ediat, a poppyshow datl.
a juss gimmicks and a bag a hype.

put it this way, if dancehall was a forum..he was just trolling.
i never took his beef with bounty serious. is seek him did seek attention.



i feel you.
right ya now a wan Jamaican forum mi a pree.
We need another planetjamrock. that site was OFF THE CHARTS!

The dudes were mad thirsty but it was all good same way.

#goodmemories

Nuh watch nuten yah Kalis, Ah truble mi truble yu


Mi nuh see yu, but mi can imagine nuh true?


Yu right we need fi we owna yard ting!

Mi soon cum offa dis yah chupid forum, yu see mi

ayyoshert:
noh bawl bout dat, braah/Sis
mi did tink yu radda b happy wen d farin pipo apprecilove yur language. u cud put suom corrections, u cud a teach I, Iron sharpeneth Iron u kno. SEEN?

why yu galang suh, cease and sekkle.