Yo b.i.g. no battlin Menike yaw both my homeys and I aint chosin sides

Gat U lil'Cusz

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@BIG SSSSHHHHH,
I KNOW U THINK NOW
U GAT SKILLS
DROPPING RYMES LIKE OBIE TRICE
BUT UR HOT FLOWS
STILL LEAVE NIGGAS COLD AS ICE
TRY. TO MAKE UR NAME SHOW ON EVERY HEADLINE
THE ONE EYED MAN IN A BLIND LAND
IN CASE U FORGOT THIS IS NAIRALAND
WAT U KNOW ABOUT PHYSIQUE
U FAT FREK
HOW LONG CAN U RUN ON SAND
U LIKE A BLACK IN DA K K CLAN
SELF ACLAIMED KING OF CYPHER SESSIONS
I COULD TAKE U DOWN LIKE A SNIPER
WITH ONLY PREPOSITIONS
THEN SIT BACK AND LAUGH
AS U GET PUNCHED IN THE EYE
FROM MA SINGLE PARAGRAPH
U CAN SEE NOTHING
COS U AS BLIND AS CATARACTS
FLOWS + RYMES = NO CORRELATIONS
AFTER MEDITATIONS
I PEN DOWN LYRICS
THAT LEAVE U IN DEEP SEDATION
UR RAP LICENSE GAT NO NAFDAC REGISTRATION
U GO'DOWN
COS IF THIS WAS PREMIERSHIP
AM SENDING U TO RELEGATION
[i][/i]BIG SHI SHI
[b][/b]WAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT
U MUST BE REAL DULL & FUC. FAT
WEN AM TRU
AM A LEAVE U
WIT A BIG SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH,

am bbbaaaaaadddddd

@Sleek Mc

Damn I gat my hats out fo ya dawg
That was Hot

@ sleek MC
Haha the weakest attack i eva seen
I'm da Hottest on da screen
Blowin Up like da mic fiend
I'm playin like a playa posted up like a love-vendor
One look at ya mama and my cock go limp
U try to be a rappa and try to be an emcee
well i got news for u u never be me
J-Nice is da hottest lyrical assasain
Front on this nigga and jus see what will happen
Nigga u Hatin Coz i be rippin like pac
Every one trip because da mic I rock
Burn all da bustas whack niggas and hatas
switchin da mic from hand to hand like hot potatos
Coz i keep da mic burnin from out to within
Burn through u and melt a niggas skin
Dats why i switch it from one hand to the otha
Me and my brotha spit rymes that make u niggas smotha
Blown away by my rymes pop niggas by my choosin
My rymes my vocab Bring niggas confusion
Hottest on da block hold da rap game in ma hand
And Homey get a dictionary if u don't undastand

@sleek mc,
menike was da whackest till ya come ta confuse
deceive and fake da flowin, i rock da crown wit da jewels
im da reason why emcees start calling out a truce
because ma flows make em bruise, throw mo punches than bruce
you said i'm fat, its cos i keep eating whack emcees like you
defeating me is mission impossible because your an actor like Tom cruise
Bleep tryin ta rap muthafcka, stick ta learning how ta tie yo shoes
ya rhymes flow make me sleep like im listening ta rhythm and blues
u thought u hurt crayola, mayne  fa you i gat some bad news
your b*tch and ya ya rhyme flow soun like it was written by a moose
Big shish, im da love-vendor of da pimps, i never can lose
so u want to battle crayola or menike , please nigga choose
because i aint him, u defeat shish, who said that, because homie it aint true
keep poppin bull, im gettn ready for ma cruise
youz a whack muthafcka mayne, when it comes ta freestylyn, u aint gat no clues
and don't play that thug sh*t , because like mekine, a g you not
plus u suck worser da  b*tch on ma sweaty a$$ nuts!!

am bbbaaaaaadddddd

yeah like michael jackson!!!

My god me and shish bringin down da house

QUOTE FROM REYES4EVA ON 10TH MAY 2006 @10:54AM #260

Monkey-na Muki-na
Gimme some space to rub faeces on your retina.
Its amazing to see your ass on the run.
I wont spare your life because i love to hear your grunts.
Hucarson revealed on Nairaland your pussy's wrinkled
Have u been feedin on crack that made your eyes twinkle?
Oochie Coochie Mama, Always thrivin on drama
Monkey-na aint fazed of AIDS,she's dreading the law of Karma.
What goes around surely comes around
In this manner,i ma shift your grounds.
How much do u charge for a round?
A couple of dollarz or a change in pounds?
In this game,u are a cheap minor.
I ma leave your heart charred n scared like Sarah Connor.
None of y'all bastards can flow like me
A G-unit soldier is what i am supposed to be.
The next time u foolz poke shotz at me.
We gon leave your asses grilled like a roasted sheep.
Wake up,Get up,your pussy is leaking.
Niterider is at the door and he's ready for some licking.
Female blood is what he feedz on like a vulture.
An ornery lookin gay with no roots and culture.
I knw i made a promise to seal ma lips on your speciality.
Jackal has spurred me to reveal your secrets: your Bestiality.

QUOTE FROM JACKAL 10TH MAY 2006 @ 11:12PM #261

Oooooooooooh
What else is there 2 say?
The Hucz,Diddy4dt,Jagenne and Mr Reyes have won the battle.

@Reyes,
I love the line about sarah connor(The Terminator)
Thatz was a good punch-line.

Menike,Niterider and Lady of Rage-Mukina2?
Sorry about em disses.
We don't really care if the thread is locked up!
It will take a million Akons to get us locked-up.

We r the grand champz of Nairaland.

Niterider, Please do better than feeding on sanitary pads and tampons
U even get your kicks screwing cattles and female Baboonz.
Urs is a twisted mind. U need some soul-searching.

QUOTE FROM REYES4EVA MAY 11 2006 @12:38PM

Hey Bitch,
Ya flows r weak and there's no rhymes in 'em.
Lemme take u out once and for all.

Peace to Jackal+Diddy4dt+Jagenne and ma ace,Hucarson!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ma die for the cause because i live for the cause.
What flows in me vein is The Allegiance.
I am prepared to ride on this super-bitches with Vengeance!
Scope this---------------------------------------------------------------



When it comes to a battle, i am the snake that can rattle.
Spittin venoms on your menstrual cycle that'll make u grab your Bible.
I've existed ,in the garden of Eden,getting lifted.
Sticking di.ck to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
Before Christ created Christmas,I have been in this lyrical fitness
Reyes4eva is spitten till he's spitless.
Oochie Coochie Mukina, always sucking Menike's ballz for dinner.
A born sinner who shagz grimy Niggaz for peanuts ain't a winner.
I ma leave u disturbed,scared and distress
Punching u hard with rhymes so cancer can grow on your breasts.
Hoodrats won't be given a good face on this space.
Hey wacky bitch, quit this race or u gon die of AIDS.
U should guess it's over because your niggaz surrendered right in your face.
Miss Cunt, Who tha phuck u want to run to?
A baboon like u or an Orangutan in the Zoo?
I flow ceaselessly like the surge of The Mississipi
Nairaland's wankstas are runnin scared to catch me
It's the Reyes4eva, he'll outlast 'em pigz forever
Menike+Niterider's being burnt in Mecca with ma venomous saliva.
I never thought I can spit it, it was hectic when I scrambled
On point like a knife I’m takin’ your lives as a gamble
And living in the rotten apple, where every core is rotten
All ma foes rest in peace, its good y'all gone and u have been forgotten
Excuse me,Flowz just go through me
Like Trees to Branches or Cliffs n Avalanches.
I am the Praying Mantis runnin chaos n anarchy to sting Mukina in her paaanties.
The G-unit Family is dope and a billion strong
All y'all bitches can't stop the reign because its still long.
6 dope MCs wont stand your screams because y'all too wrong.
Nairaland's finests is what we are and we r rich n young.

QUOTE FROM SLIMGENE, MAY 11 2006 @ 01:05PM #268

"@ Reyes4eva,
This is the best diss flow ever seen on the whole thread yet.
A 30-liner diss rhymes that has simply described all the drama on this thread.
I don't do this often but i doff ma hat for your last flow.

You have won this battle single-handedly

@niterider,
I think u suffer from chronic conjuctivitis.
Don't be too biased to see the lyrical content of Reyes.
He took your crew out with a simple usage of good rhymes.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reyes is The Nairaland giant.

QUOTE FROM JAGENNE MAY 11 2006 @ 1:09 PM



@ niterider,
your lyrics are too watery.
My Chihuahua dog can do better than your watery flows.
U need some college life to compete with us.
Eat a fat di.ck while u think about it.


@ Reyes,
I don't even have to say a word anymore.
U have won the battle for the family.
Jackal will be highly impressed with your missive.
Nice n slow but highly lethal n venomous.
Congratz.
U r indeed tha Nairaland's giant.
Glad we rep the same clique.
Peace to Jackal, Huccz and Diddy4dt.
The Family has taken the supremacy on Nairaland.
I challenge any crew on Nairaland to face us.
We are: THE FAM

QUOTE FROM REYES4EVA, MAY 11 2006 @ 1:23PM

@jagenne,
Peace son!
A nigga gotta do what he's gotta do.
I told u i ma DIE for the CAUSE.
Menike,Mukina and Niterider aint no contest.
They r just weaklings posting cheap nursery rhymes on Nairaland.

Bleep em gays.
Glad to see we have gotten rid of em roaches.
Its so good to see Menike's tail hanging between his MURDEROUS legs.
He should go n bring his MURDER-INK crew. I feel like pissin and coppin' a squat on 'em.
I ain't got peace with em fuckeries.

@ big ssssshhhhhh

yea now u quit runing ur mouth about as if u de bossss
and who de Bleep is j duck
ur sisssy friend
tell him his next on ma hit list.
these suck. most really fear u
ha ha
but that time is over
cos am here now.

@sleek mc
nigga u aint sleek on da mic, youz a d*ck on da mic
ya flow lack balls, u sound like a b*tch on da mic
you a fool if u think u can dance wit da big dippa
i flow hard, ma lines sharper than barber shop clippers
test me, i lay you flatter than ya grand- mama slippers
youza CUM guzzla nigga, im a guiness stout sipper
i hit you so hard, you'll crawl on da floor like a leper
i rhymes wit mo words than figures read on da a meter
maa flows going to calm u down like i put you in a sleeper
i rhymes better, flow wrecker, hotter than alligator pepper
you staright pop sh*t, like a bird i fly in any weather
because i'm bringing d a heat to ya whack wet flows like a sweater
i'm spittin this for all ma real go-getters, young entrepreneurs and flow wetters
like a bull elephant nigga, ma styles real heavy, yours lighter than a feather
my adrenalin like a pitbull fight, you more like a feable dyke
don't ever make me sight you, because i'll light you, like a candle
you can't battle, you a real emcee?, i'll bite ma tongue and spit it at you
i bust mo nuts than cashews, ma flows mwke whack emcees like you sneeze
AAAATCCHHHUUUUU!, NOW WIPE UR NOSE MOTHERFCKA, YOU SUCK B*TCH

LOL funny stuff

So this is where all the fun is at?, why wasnt i invited?, ok oh, just imagine?

@ J duck
aka lyrical assasin
aka big shi's sisi

@ j duck
aka lyrical assasin
aka big shi's sisi
this goes out for that lyrical assasinator
claiming to be ma terminator
nigga please
am begging on ma knees
u scaring everyone wit ur wack expertise
big shi's faithfull disciple
now u ve eaten from the forbidden apple
i guess u gat no clue
sucker go get ur whole crew
assemble ur whole class
and watch me take em apart as i pass
use a pirate and i am pulling down ur mast
NOW CAREFULLY LISTEN
i aint gat time for dissing
but if u wanna test
am a leave u wet on ur pants pissing
this is me
sleek m c
i promise u gonna remember the long after em gone
leave ur carcass on the battle zone
wat a shame
aint nothing to reclaim
i prey on u
cos am on top of the food chain
u and big claiming to dope
if ur flows were money then am leaving yall broke
stop rapping and start singin like madonna
sisi
or u could go test ur skills wit crayola[ who ever she is]
we aint on the same wavelenght
bit.ch.

j duck [said sight of ya BABY mama
make ma cock go limp]
yea y not
just shows u gat erectile dysfunction.

@ big sshhhhh
now it's a fact u can't tackle me
u could go get all the rappers in ur foundation to battle me
i'll physically brutalize u wit no contact or friction
u need to go back to school and get more rap education
weak ass
feed on more steroid medication
honestly i dont see u as ma adversity
cos u re yet to see ma lyrical brutality
men all hail
cos am leaving the lyrical majesty
wit insanity
for the rest of eternity
ur verbal thoughts so dry
like a desert wit no rain
head wit no brain
so it aint hard to explain
y when ever i visit this website
am leaving u wit more pain
punchlines as prettyy as lucifer
soon enough this earth will too small for 2 of us
u better go to jupiter
mister
u must be on diet cos u re overweight
still yet ur flows re feather weight
now u on da run like the enemy of the state
can i hear a big ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yo Listen Nigga I dont need my crew
To rip a whack punk nigga like u
Homey we got otha more important Things to do
Stop wastin our time u ryme like a fool
U whack mus be on crack as a matta a fact
Get up in my face and I smack Ya whack Back
Homey u not hard like me when I see ya motha
Wit my meat I make her smotha do it like No otha
So stop Wastin Ya time tryin to beat da best
I make Ya look Pathetic Like a nigga Incest

Yo Nigga u aint seen My girl Nigga u dont know me

@ sleek mc

u so bleeped u ain't even fit to be a mcee
u fumble when u handle the m-i-c
dont Bleep wit my dawg jduck or it'll only b ur ash dey see
we d hoodloyals nd we spit flame
when our lyrics make u nutz who u gon blame
it dont take nas to see ur rap is lame
we all far ahead of u in this game
hoodloyals u can't stand beside our fame

LOl JD sure dey dont know u,LOL

good one hoodboi

tanx eve

welcome

@ sleek Mc
        (chorus)
(Kill U nigga
cut u nigga
Pop U nigga
I Stop U nigga x2)
(Verse1)
me and my bois in da game rippin niggas Dats right
we da reason why them niggas can't sleep at night
We poppin off in da mornin off in da Evenin
When we come through yaw best be leavin
Hoodloyals We crazy we Kill emcees like we should
And all da talkin stops when we come through ya hood
Everybody SHHH Stop and stare Hold ya breath
When we come through u know its silent as death
(chorus)
(Verse2)
Rip u like paper pop u like a pimple
U aint hard to beat lil nigga it simple
My ride fresh ta deaf Yea we ridin spinnas
Daws Open Niggas smokin Dey call us winnas
Got hydrolics So we can bounce up and down
Got bumpin speakas so we da talk of da town
Keep da police busy Patrolin da street
Pop nigga in broad daylight And escape on my feet
We da talk of da town talk of da city
Talk of da hoes yea dey want to get wit me
          (chorus)
(Fianl Verse)
Yea we gon cap that nigga Put holes in his chest
Gon kill that nigga Stab him in his right breast
Ya need to leave town Nigga as I suggest
Coz Everybody Know Dat we Flow Da best

were'z sleek mc @? d fake azz nigga probably afraid to say sumfin now, common say sumthin now say sumthin

yea sorry yall, ve been away for some time
hope yall didn't miss me
okay where did i stop

yea j Bleep, homo boi, eve and any other contender. should chill cos yall will
get ya turn.
i guess big shi shi is know history
ve left him wit a big ssshhhhh
and yall is next

@ homo boi
i know in your brain am causing a riot
step to me toe to toe i crush u like a maggot
krazy homo fucking gay
common sence is what u can't afford
i make u scream lord god
when i come wit my one man squad
leaving marks on your body like my ryme was a sword
and i was giving u a back slap
quit the talk u can't rap
that ma proporsition
terminat. weak mcs like u is ma prime mission
and if u don't go on your knees and beg am leaving u to extinction
go back and call the best in fact call all the rest
battle rymes is what am never scared in indulging
and when am done am a leave your eyes bulging
take head homo boi.

i guess big shi shi is know history
ve left him wit a big ssshhhhh
and yall is next

 

@Sleek mc, i mean sh*t mc, i mean sweet mc, i mean sick mc, whut eva

U talkn bout ya put a big shhhh on big shish
when all u did was get washed out like a dish
im bout ta cut out ya rectum, have u layin in a ditch
i aint hit u back because ya flows sounded so sh*t
plus im bout a fly kick ya in yo muthafckn lips
i'm a love-vendor, youza a stripper, ill put you up on ma strip
u gettn mad because i gat ya life savings in ma trunk
you a b*th lil pussy, ma tail pipe worth mo than yo life
plus im bout ta send ma goons ta rape ya wife
one in her anus and one in her mouth
i aint playin wit u b*tch, im real nasty, no doubt youza a snitch
im da reason why ya dreams aint gonna come true
i gat whores in err continent why ya balls still  blue
i'll still sh*t on you, give  a Bleep if you bringn ya whole crew
you a fool, i'll knife out ya balls while you taking a lil sh*t
feed it ta ya lil b*tch while she feeding ya lil seed
i aint playin wit u fool, i gat real beef in real streets
u aint on ma level, you beneath me like da devil
you just a rebel, you all bass, you lack treble
im bout ta equalize ya b*tch a$$ LovePeddler, get ya a$$ cracked by ma foot muthafcka

@Sleek Mc

I like ya style but U got to stop that sh*t at Jduck n' Hoodboi

That's my crew n' I ain't lettin' Niggas like U fu*ck wit them

(Chrous)
This is the Apologies of a Thug
An apologies Hustler
I ain't no love-vendor but I'm still goin Fu*ck ya
So pay attention to the Apologies of Thug

(Verse1)
Sit back, layed out wit the hood's on me
Utah standup - y'all betta hear it from me
I've never been a ladies man cusz I'm a dawg
I had pants all night just fo' some fancy fun
Fu*ck that - I agree I lived a crazy life n' that
But sequel of things gat me all pushed back
My baby's tattoed on my arm - she looks really good
But I can't take the tears away of she bein' the Hood's Miss Good
If I cud I would move her up to the West
Were my Gees would treat her like a Queen
Cusz right here in the East- The Hoods are tight
Brethen it's a fight fo' life n' sh*t ain't right
But I got to play cool to get out of this fight
Cusz I just realized Niggas gat only one life
So I gat holla at some fools before I die to night
My apologies of thug to those I killed - wanted to kill

               "My Apologies goes to
Jackal,Hucarson, Reyes,Cray,Jagenne,Slimgene n' Sushi"

I kno we had fights but that was when I was a Boy
I'm a man at 20 gat a Kid so on behalf of my daughter "I ain't dissin' y'all anymore"
U want it, U take it  - Me dissin' y'all is No more
I'm clean now so I got to stay up n' take care of my kid
Me dissin' Big Shishi was just out of my hanger
I said I quit dissin' but still he went after me like I was his Bitch
And sh*t - I made him have it, That period was like Em n' Haile
So fo' one last time I'ma tell y'all this - It's official
"My Apologies of a Thug fo' Dissin' y'all Niggas"
TommieKIDD
REYES
JACKAL
HUCARSON
SLIMGENE
JAGENNE
CRAYOLA
BIG SHISHI  We cud be friends but all in a Shaq n' Kobe Way .

(Chorus)
This is the Apologies of a Thug
An apologies Hustler
I ain't no love-vendor but I'm still goin Fu*ck ya
So pay attention to the Apologies of Thug.

@Everyone
I just figured out today, That I'm a man, a Father
And I'm up in here @ 20 dissin' Niggas I don't even know
Sh*t - That's serious maan  , But like I said
Un-bhalf of my lil' Brittany - I ain't dissin all them
Niggas I called Out . Imagine, I put out
"Fu*ck the Family " dissin' Jackal,Reyes,Hucarson n' even Diddy4dt ,
Jagenne n' Slimgene on Dj Slytoon's Mixtape , "I made Bling Bling" dissin' Shishi
My Lil' Britt asked me "Daddy why U diss people" , Nigga, I just choked
I don't even know what to tell my Baby " "So I got to act Nigerian now"
But I drop every sh*t but I'll keep reppin' my Block "Southside Jamaica"
      So Y'all I ain't dissin y'all unbhlaf of my Baby
                            Good Bye

Just To keep y'all posted - I might be signed to Ja Rule's new Label "Mpire Records"
OR , D-block or the Terror Squad but I think The Ts
Might be my destination
Nigeria Stand Up

@ sleek mc

i spit so good nd kill great mcee's dey cal me kila mic
u better hold on tight nigga we bout to speed of on a bike
all u critics nd haters a word of advice take a hike
cus when i come @ ya'll yo gona run faster dan tarzan in those nikes
u wonder why my enemies are scared to fight
it's cus i do them so bad physically nd lyricaly
spit so good nd do them so bad dey got to take flight
ya'll don't talk @ hoodboi critically
cus ya'll might get hit abnormally
i kill fake azz mcee's nd fake ass niggas gradually
but i'll murder u on any stage even virtually
common nigga why u hatin so much u so furious nd spit harshly
is it cus of ma blings rims and bikes sumtin like a harley
i got fans all over dey even love me in cali
like they love the raggae king bob marley
i'll say it nd i'll say it over again they i'm better than your best
nd there is no contest cus there's no rest
people say i'm d greatest without even a test
i'm sayin this with confidence while i beat my chest


don't fck wit me bitch, i'll screw yu badly and gladly.

@menike, i aint gat beef wit no one dat aint gat beef wit me, this is a freestlye page, me and jduck be rippn each other apart but we still mad kool, its just fun mayne, there's a difference between 'dissing' and freestyle battling, i'm freestyle battling,

@sleek mc, keep doin ya thang mayne, you keepn these pages alive, and i llove rippin ya 2 death