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Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 3:36pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
Akpos sat in a bar n waz very moody Soni goez over n asks 'akpos, wetin happen?' A very sad looking akpos replied 'I borrow rukevwe 2million naira 2 do facial surgery n now I no fit recognize A̶̲̥̅̊ ♏ 2 collect my moni back' Akpos seeing his moda'z b00bs asked 'mum,wats dis? Mum ansad 'balloons' Akpos asked'y r urs so small n d maid haz big ones? Mum asked'wen did u c it?' Akpos ansad 'yesterday wen dad waz blowing dem' y not beg dad 2 blow urs too' Akpos waz doin his homework. He said 2 himself '2 plus 5, d son of a B!tch z 7, 3 plus 6, d son of a b!tch z 9. His mother heard wat he waz saying n gasped "wat r u doin" Akpos ansad "I'm doin my maths homework" Mum "n dis z how ur teacher taught u how 2 do it" "Yes" he ansad Infuriated, d next day d moda asked d teacher. "Wat r u teaching my son in maths?" D teacher replied. "Rite nw we r learning addition" D moda asked. "and r u teaching dem 2 say 2plus2, d son of a b!tch z 4?" After d teacher stopped laughin she ansad "Wat I taught dem waz 2plus2, d SUM OF WHICH Z 4. 2 Likes |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 3:39pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
2 boko haram boyz r makin letter bombs Habib: I'm not sure weda I put enof explosive in dis envelope b4 I sealed it. Akpos: den open it n look Habib: but if I open it, it will explode Akpos: don't be stupeed. Its not addressed 2 u YEKPA!!! |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 3:43pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
Akpos brings back his skul report once again he did it He scored a very round zero over 10 Papa got very angry, ready 2 beat d hell out of him Papa screams at akpos 'z chinedu nt ur mate' All akpos cud do waz 2 whisper in his mind n under his breatgh he whispered out 'Z DANGOTE not ur mate' |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:08pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
D last one got me laughing really hard muan! |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Nobody: 4:29pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 5:20pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: D last one got me laughing really hard muan!dahz y I put it last |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 5:20pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Nice onefanx a lot dearie |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by mormoni(m): 5:26pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
*falls five times inside gutter |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 7:37pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
mormoni: *falls five times inside gutterhehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-D |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by mormoni(m): 8:50pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
dopeJemi: hehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-Dna u knw dat one sha |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Xymc1(m): 9:26pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
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Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Tryce(m): 10:13pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
hahahaha...da letter bomb ish cracked my ribs....nice |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 10:20pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
mormoni: na u knw dat one shamormoni, I dy suspect u |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 10:21pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
Tryce: hahahaha...da letter bomb ish cracked my ribs....nicefanx bro |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by NAIRA25(m): 1:28am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Akpors dn sufa badly |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by jesse8048(m): 9:31am On Oct 02, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Akpos brings back his skul report once again he did it And am asking NAIRALAND is FACEBOOK not ur mate 1 Like |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 10:13am On Oct 02, 2012 |
jesse8048:me I prefer nairaLand 2 facebook oh |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Onyiclassic(f): 10:52am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Lwkmd nice one poster 1 Like |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by Ubado: 10:56am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Lols!lwkmd! Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 11:30am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Onyiclassic: Lwkmd nice one posterfank u dear |
Re: Akpos' Independence Day by dopeJemi: 11:31am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Ubado: Lols!lwkmd! Thanks.u welcum bro |
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