Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment.
"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "

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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.

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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that, What edition is your manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingy
If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again,
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
What do you mean, he's not insured?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

an insult to my profession, but funny though

yeah,funny, i'm a also medical student,i pity the patient being operated on

seriuos, wow. i am too.

2nd year,how is it like in your school?

cool, in 4th year. are you NIgerian?

yeah,,nigerian,yoruba

a big insult to my professon am actually an intern 

care for an injection *goes into the lab to dissect aristole*

guy you had better be joking, or r u serious?

Am a qualified Doc

yeah, and i'm a qualified president. studied that course presidency at Harvard

Seriously. I read medcine from Auchi Poly and did my intership at NEPA

HAHAHAHA nice one, so you be one of the doctors wey dey come cut my light abi, make i just catch you, you are done for


coincidentally, i did my internship as president in OBJ's farm

Lol

All med students i know are usually productive during conversations.
@tufe
my point is, are u really. . . . and i mean REALLY a med student?

@anusman
qualified doc my ass.

@Migines

A qualified doc from one of the best schools in the country. i can change d position of ur dick n enlarge it n it would still function

Lmao
indeed

ayusman16:

@Migines

A qualified doc from one of the best schools in the country. i can change d position of your privates n enlarge it n it would still function

from the best skul of assholes what an achievement!

Clemcy! Clemcy!! Clemcy!!! Stay off my back!

@ miggy
yeah i am. at IUO in naija here, dont wanna say the full meaning, but its a private uni. in 400 as i said earlier.

@anusman

LMAO

*not commenting until something actually happens*

haba, wetin wan happen again now. wetin una dey wait for??

the revelation!

watch out for the movie

REVELATION

REVELATION

REVELATION

Featuring, Saucekid, Ituen, Miggie,

This film na gbam gbam. Grab your copy now.

Marketed and distributed nation wide by Clumcy international Industries. 51 iweka road onisha,and 21 pound road Aba

Topic is drifting from GLORIFIED Doctors to Nollywood Marketers

Dont mind Tufe

Im dey look for opportunity to sell im Cds for Oblaende Park

your own cd nko.

i no see you for yaba dey market am, saying "buy one get three free"

you wan deny

we pray make e see market today

i pray 4 him too o

and you too. cos ur market bin never dey move for 3 yrs now and still counting