larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup

*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup

bright007: err...cousin..is it only refreshment services you offer here?I need some down sector massage and need to feel some multi-coloured yanshes ooo.

jackpot: *serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup

jackpot: bro, na to use razor-blade shave commot all those dreadlocks for your pubic region na im we go start from

alajor: **flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.

*serves his orders*

*glances at his bulged pocket*

er, bro, will you like the palmy cold or chilled?

bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*

*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?

bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*

*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?

jackpot: *looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?

*winks at him seductively* [/color]

Smilingbob: **goes Into d bar ALL stands up to hail D DUKE OF RHYMES** Bartender do u hv GARRI?

yellow or white?

slimchi2k2: pls jackpot,i need oha soup wit garri

would you like the soup served with meat or fish, Sire?

larride: Bar Waitress, i need hot eba and egusi soup with one lap of chicken and fresh palm wine


bring ham come fast.

oga sah, which levels na? Na to come here dey order expensive things na im you sabi. Pay me my money for yesterday's Heineken jor..

*adjusts my wrapper, removes the chewing stick he's chewing for mouth and holds him by his torn yellow singlet*

bunmioguns:



his 10 MB don finish

jackpot: *mixes palmine with ogogoro and serves him*

*eyes his pocket*

er bros, which one is 409?

larride: Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********

Ajibel: *staggers into the bar naked*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*

onyeara

~vicky~:

onyeara

jackpot: oga sah, which levels na? Na to come here dey order expensive things na im you sabi. Pay me my money for yesterday's Heineken jor..

*adjusts my wrapper, removes the chewing stick he's chewing for mouth and holds him by his torn yellow singlet*

Laitesmart:
Oyinbo koro... Works OUT angrily OUT of the bar.... Nobel laurate. U get am no be small. Fine english.

Ajibel: *staggers into the bar naked*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*

be civil, you this finger-suckling kid. Are you madt

Laitesmart:
U be ibo guy?

Why ur eye dey penetrate my pocket? Anyway sha. No worry. I am a clearing and forwading agent. Give me 409 i.e fried dog meat.

would you like it toasted, Sire?

larride:


Bar Waitress, I told you to come collect ur money for inside my office na.

na that roadside hut where you dey repair bicycles, na im you dey call office
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Oya give me garri and egusi soup with beef.

jackpot: would you like it toasted, Sire?