An Igbo trader had an accident and was rushed to the hospital unconscious. When he woke up, he asked for his sons.

"Papa, we are here," his sons chorused.

"Where is my wife?" the man then asked.

"I am here, dear," his wife said as she rushed to his bedside.

The man then asked, "So na who come dey shop?"

hahahahahahahah.Igbo men and buisness.

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."

hehe

igbo guys and moneyyy

First joke was cool