Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Jeejile: 2:15pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
KINGwax: well listen up, 1. get ready to get bored. Even when your vag.hair overgrows, he's gonna shout 'Jesus!' 2. They shld have a short todger! I think frequent exercises makes the todger get bigger. But i shld biliv because dey are not supposed to be so much fuckin, their todger shld be small. 3. Quick ejac! U shld knw now... 4. U knw, discourage him from using ties, it's a quick avenue to thoughts of committin suicide by hanging! 5. If u love to change positions durin sex, forget it. Cos it will look like an abomination when u tug out our butt at him askin him to dig in! 6. What the fucck is your problem, is the pastor not human? But Get ready for a script-written life. How did you know? Sounds like you have experienced it. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
KINGwax: well listen up, 1. get ready to get bored. Even when your vag.hair overgrows, he's gonna shout 'Jesus!' 2. They shld have a short todger! I think frequent exercises makes the todger get bigger. But i shld biliv because dey are not supposed to be so much fuckin, their todger shld be small. 3. Quick ejac! U shld knw now... 4. U knw, discourage him from using ties, it's a quick avenue to thoughts of committin suicide by hanging! 5. If u love to change positions durin sex, forget it. Cos it will look like an abomination when u tug out our butt at him askin him to dig in! 6. What the fucck is your problem, is the pastor not human? But Get ready for a script-written life. Lol. Now thats the sexual lifestyle she's to expect, but come2 think of it, he might not be born a pastor (you know what i mean) |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Andybaby: 2:18pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Expect to hear them call you OUR MUMMY IN THE LORD |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
U will only be doing missionary style with him. U cant explore or try diff styles wit him. *am just joking ooo* |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Ranoscky(m): 2:21pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. Last price !! |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by goofie: 2:26pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. i feel u. i bliv that pple who make such remarks abt pastors,tithes,etc probably dont even go 2 church. dey sit and cross their legs and jst judge them. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by eyzeberg: 3:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
uote author=KINGwax]well listen up, 1. get ready to get bored. Even when your vag.hair overgrows, he's gonna shout 'Jesus!' 2. They shld have a short todger! I think frequent exercises makes the todger get bigger. But i shld biliv because dey are not supposed to be so much fuckin, their todger shld be small. 3. Quick ejac! U shld knw now... 4. U knw, discourage him from using ties, it's a quick avenue to thoughts of committin suicide by hanging! 5. If u love to change positions durin sex, forget it. Cos it will look like an abomination when u tug out our butt at him askin him to dig in! 6. What the fucck is your problem, is the pastor not human? But Get ready for a script-written life.[/quote] imao perspective. I laff forget my name |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by WhyAWhy(m): 3:04pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. [size=18pt]10/10[/size] [size=4pt]but really who cares if you don't visit nairaland often [/size] |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Nuezha(m): 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Venchy: You'll have lots of money to spend including flying around on JET......Ha ha ha.
For real, there's no more "GOOD" MOG or PASTORS anymore, all we have now are BUSINESS MEN OF GOD.....ha ha.
So my dear be careful as someone said earlier, you'll be fighting lots of demons and lots of night Vigil. Business men of God ...so then was Jesus (Luke 6:49) That's what they're meant to be anyway. So what about it?! |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Rehil(f): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
May God have mercy on some of u.I'm married to a Pastor who is a man of God n i'm enjoying d marriage wit two wonderful children.I'm having a taste of HEAVEN on EARTH.Ladies get married to a man dat fear God n not man. 2 Likes |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by odehaj: 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. You have said it all.Your statement and analysis is beyond flesh and blood.Most people on NL are teens.Any time 'Pastor'is mentioned here the next thing is insult them.You are incuring curses for you&your generation if u don't repent.The Lord will surely avenge his elect. 1 Like |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Nobody: 4:10pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
at least pastors get money abi? |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by akpanbaba: 4:14pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Be careful of Nigerian pastors because your divorce can just be announced during morning service.Like 'I am no longer with my wife and another sister in the congregation would just take over. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by soicyboi1(m): 4:44pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
olubabequeen: Ladies, What Is Like Marrying A Nigerian Pastor. What Should I Expect smdh........nuff said....... |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by dasparrow: 4:45pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
akpanbaba: Be careful of Nigerian pastors because your divorce can just be announced during morning service.Like 'I am no longer with my wife and another sister in the congregation would just take over. Is true oh. I just read about Bishop Benenoch who is the founding pastor of Communion Church in Lagos and the president bishop of communion church worldwide who is set to divorce his wife and the mom of his 3 kids Esther Benenoch whom he has been married to for 20 years! He just announced it recently to his church congregation. The reason Bishop Benenoch gave for divorcing his wife of 20 years? He said it was for spiritual reasons and he did not go any further to explain what he meant by that to the surprise of his followers. @PostSo yes, I won't trust most Nigerian "men of God" back in Nigeria because you never know the day they will wake up from the wrong side of the bed and go to church to tell their congregation that you are no longer the church's "mummy in the Lord" LOL I will say just pray and seek God's face because not everyone who is in pastoral ministry was called for it by God. Some people became a pastor so they won't have to work 9 to 5 five days a week. They won't have to worry about getting sacked/fired. They will have a steady income coming in each week thanks to tithes and offerings from church members. Lastly, they will be worshiped by their followers/congregants because most Nigerian Christians actually treat their pastors like a mini god. I know God is not happy with Christians who show more respect to a mere mortal (pastor) than to Him the Almighty Jehovah God. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by goofie: 5:00pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dasparrow:
Is true oh. I just read about Bishop Benenoch who is the founding pastor of Communion Church in Lagos and the president bishop of communion church worldwide who is set to divorce his wife and the mom of his 3 kids Esther Benenoch whom he has been married to for 20 years! He just announced it recently to his church congregation. The reason Bishop Benenoch gave for divorcing his wife of 20 years? He said it was for spiritual reasons and he did not go any further to explain what he meant by that to the surprise of his followers.
@Post
So yes, I won't trust most Nigerian "men of God" back in Nigeria because you never know the day they will wake up from the wrong side of the bed and go to church to tell their congregation that you are no longer the church's "mummy in the Lord" LOL
I will say just pray and seek God's face because not everyone who is in pastoral ministry was called for it by God. Some people became a pastor so they won't have to work 9 to 5 five days a week. They won't have to worry about getting sacked/fired. They will have a steady income coming in each week thanks to tithes and offerings from church members. Lastly, they will be worshiped by their followers/congregants because most Nigerian Christians actually treat their pastors like a mini god. I know God is not happy with Christians who show more respect to a mere mortal (pastor) than to Him the Almighty Jehovah God. its not about the title.its about the person. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by DukeNija(m): 5:15pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Pastors are human. They have flaws too. My Mom is One. I see her Mistakes and Fears. But I also see her Commitment, Love and Verve.
What's most important is the Mans Commitment to You. How much does he Sacrifice for you? Does he truly Love You?
You'll decieve yourself If you think he's going to be Like every other Man. They have little or no time. Are You ready for the responsibilties in Church? You'll need to brace up in the things of God so you don't drag him back or be a Weaklink.
For those who choose to express Gods gift of Freedom by Lashing out at Pastors, "I Laff at You" |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by ghettodreamz(m): 5:34pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
The question is; What has God said to you about him? Just seek His face in fasting and prayer to find out his will for your life (Matt 6:33). If He says, Go! Then act accordingly and never look back. God is not a man and never lies (Numbers 23:19). If you don't hear him speak to you directly,then go to a spirit-filled man of God who is truly ordained & anointed by God, for good counseling and to consult God in making a good/right decision (2 Peter 1:21). Stay blessed. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Ewabeads(f): 5:36pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
A pastor will be dull to marry joor,the pastor will having s/e/x in papa and mama style jare,unlike non pastor that does all combos,and style. If I were a lady,I can't get married to a pastor,cos there won't be anything like sucking of dickkk and pusssyyy. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Ewabeads(f): 5:38pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
God bless you Bankylan.... |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Lukatarule(m): 6:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
ednut1: gal , nigerian pastor are one of d worst pple to get marry to, he prob had u claiming God revealed to him, prepare urself for a life of crap because he can justify all his actions good or bad wit selective bible verse, but on d good side u gonna enjoy d free tithe money . Hehehehehe some of u jus hav bad thought in ur mind.datz all u can say abt a pastor,if wot u said is gud den prepea to get a gud reward but if bad expect bad rew.........dont b sill*yyyyyyy.......... |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by KDK(m): 6:45pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bankylan: I seldom visit nairaland these days...but i wonder why nairalanders always speak about Pastors.... But to answer your question, I think the question is flawed. Marriage decision should be about what defines the particular person....what is his personality....If being a Nigerian pastor is all that defines him, then you may be making a wrong choice. Who is he outside his pastoral duties? This should be your concern as you will live with his person more than his duties? But if this questions is all about mocking the Nigerian pastor, then it will be very unfortunate.... if it is easy to be a pastor and make money, I wonder why some critics have not decided to be pastors. Pastors don't live on tithes, and in an ideal church,pastors don't have anything to do with Church's tithes. Most pastors are on salary, and some don't even collect salary because they have their own business.
Most of you often question the decision of pastors to own business, but you have failed to acknowledge the fact that pastors have responsibilities of providing for their immediate family and sending their children to good schools. Besides, if a Pastor has not defeated poverty, how will he convince his members that God is able to provide for all their needs. I grew up in CAC, and I know how pastors and their families suffer to live. But things are changing now, and most pastors are business minded. Shepherding a church does not exclude you from doing business. It is nothing but a mental laziness not to think of strategic business that will not take your time. It is now all about insights, and that is the advantage of some pentecostal pastors we have today. In my church, my Pastor is the number one tither. He preaches on Tue, Wed, and twice on Sundays, yet he still have time for his private business. There are so many other pastors like that. It is quite unfortunate that many people still expect to see Pastors in tattered dress, and cherish the the feelings that they are the one feeding pastors and his family. I just have the feelings that most people here abusing men of God are still in their twenties or have not encountered the power of God in their lives. Most critics I have met in my life are the most frustrated human beings on earth. But I have never seen a rich and blessed person criticize anyhow. Constructive criticism is welcomed, but when it comes to being abusive, then I can bet that the critics are either poor, broke, jobless,frustrated, or unbelievers. Your comment is spot on. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by samkoro: 6:47pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
The usual thread by moslem nairalandes to attack pastors.U can carry on but u can't change the fundamental truth revealed by Jehovah through Jesus Christ. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by blackmale(m): 7:42pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
MAN OF GOD IS ALSO A MAN,,BY FLESH.. |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by Cuttieni(f): 8:08pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dy aint gud on bed. dy prefer juz d religious stylez 2 others |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by amefi(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Mrs.Chima: Just like any other pastors ....you just have to watch if he doez what he say. I have met many fakr ass pastors but i have met some that are real and walk the talk.
Just shine your eyes.
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Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by imiofeh(f): 8:52pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
[color=#000099][/color]as a pastor's wife be ready to face the following *pray more *fast more than you eat *attend vigil than you sleep *enterrtain more guests and members *be accomodating *people will expect more from you *you have to be spiritual sound cos if pastor is attacked by demons and fails you are their next target *it is a great calling to be a pastor's wife cos invariably people see you like their pastor too cos when he isnt around they expect you to pray for them just like pastor would have dont *you have to comport yourself in public to protect your husband's image and self worth |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by MrsChima1(f): 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by amefi(m): 9:54pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Mrs..Chima:
Here is a crooked pastor...RUN!!!! |
Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by MrsChima1(f): 10:13pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Marrying A Nigerian Pastor: What Is it Like? by toygod2: 10:13pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
From what i can deduce and sense from the topic,and the virtue of the OP's sex, i guess ,she wants to know what the financial state/condition of his prospective husband will be(getting married to a pastor). And let me advice you,to drop all those superstituous believe that pastors,are always wretched. E.G, is it "all noodles that are indomie?"
Be optimistic and for sure,all will be well. Gudluck in ur soujourn of becoming MOTHER IN ISREAL |