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When The Wife Says, What The Wife Means by romi: 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
The Wife Says (TWS), The Wife Means (TWM) 1. TWS- We need TWM- I want 2. TWS- It's your decision TWM- It's the correct decision 3. TWS- Do what you want TWM- You'll pay for this later 4. TWS- We need to talk TWM- I need to complain 5. TWS- I'm not upset TWM- Of course, i'm upset at you, slowpoke 6. TWS- you are..(pause).. So Manly TWM- You need a shave&you sweat a lot 7. TWS- This kitchen is so inconvinient TWM- I want a new house 8. TWS- I want new curtains TWM- Also carpeting, furniture and wallpaper 9. TWS- I need wedding shoes TWM- The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white 10. TWS- Hang the picture there TWM- No, i mean hang it right there! 11. TWS- I heard a noise TWM- I noticed you were almost asleep 12. TWS- Do you Love me? TWM- I'm going to ask for something expensive 13. TWS- How much do you Love me? TWM- I did something today you are not going to like 14. TWS- I'll be ready in a minute TWM- Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap 15. TWS- Am i fat? TWM- Tell me, i'm beautiful 16. TWS- You have to learn to communicate TWM- Just agree with me 17. TWS- Are you listening to me? TWM- (Too late, you are doomed) 18. TWS- I'm sorry TWM- You'll be sorry 19. TWS- Do you like this recipe? TWM- You better get used to it 20.TWS- Was that the baby? TWM- Get out of bed and attend to the baby 21. TWS- I'm not yelling TWM- Yes i am, i think this is important 2 Likes |
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