A father and is 10year old son went fishing. The Father had a real fishing equipment, and the kid had a toy one. So, the kid asked his father if he could use the real fishing equipment to fish and here's the conversation between the two


Son: hey dad, can I use your stuff to fish?

Father: Is your penis long enough to reach your butt hole?

Son: No

Father: Come back when its long enough and I will let u use mine

Son: Is yours long enough

Father: Yes


On there way back home, the father was driving and the son asked if he could drive the truck just for a couple of miles and here goes the conversation.

Son: Father, can I drive?

Father: Is your dick long enough to reach your butt hole?

Son: No

Father: Come back when its long enough and I will let you drive.

Son: ok (with disappointment)


So they got home and the kid was making a beans cake and the father came in and asked the kid if he can make him a bean cake and here goes the conversation between them

Father: Hey kiddo, what u got there?

Son: Bean-cake sir

Father: Oh nice, can u make me one?

Son: Sure dad; is your dick long enough to reach your butt hole?

Father: Yes

Son: Good, Go Bleep YOUR SELF.






His father died instantly