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Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 06, 2012 |
Four guys: tari, juan, fante, and larride committed an offense, And were given four types of death penalty options to choose from: Electric chair, Firing squad, Hanging, or HIV INJECTION. On the fateful day, the 4 guys went straight to the Executioner to get killed. Tari chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone! Juan chose the firing squad. A shot was fired, and boom he was gone. Fante was lifted by the Executioner of the stool and boom he was gone! Larride who was always known for proving smart, walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV INJECTION option. They injected a bottle of the deadly virus into his veins. And off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cell mates laughing hysterically, pointing at the Executioner "those silly people, they don't know that I'm wearing a condom..buhahaha! One of the cellmates sh.it in his pant instantly. |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bingbagbo(m): 10:29am On Oct 06, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: F REMARKS:STALE PUNISHMENT:RENDER BBLOWJOB TO MR BORN2FUCK 2 Likes |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by slimchi2k2(m): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2012 |
booqee booqee booqee booqee,beby na whyoooooooooooooh for dis kind sentence |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by ciphoenix: 1:36pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Hehe |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bright007(f): 6:00pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
boobsqueee dear,I never knew you were this 1 Like |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:and you had to quote the whole joke?! cockerel! |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: Fjust like you, born2f.uck doesn't av a joystick.. wat we gon do?? Mtchew.. Bushpig |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 11:40pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Beht why use Larride now? |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 12:05am On Oct 07, 2012 |
toygod2: Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn I know |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by heatmiami(m): 5:47am On Oct 07, 2012 |
nice one, not bad |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by kingsyiyke: 6:42am On Oct 07, 2012 |
hey u MUGU-L what is dat supposed to be if not joke...ur brokos der! *yawn* |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 9:36am On Oct 07, 2012 |
toygod2: Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarnwhat?! Me with larride?! *spits* taaa! |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 9:53pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
kingsyiyke: Quote Post Helep me laff abeg, suffer head no good o,MUMU-P....... |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:44pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
yea keep it coming.. I just hope u own the copyright @ boqee |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:38am On Oct 08, 2012 |
The joke try shaa |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
AnnbabyHot: The joke try shaa For where |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bunmioguns(m): 1:54pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: For ur anus Isi Ewu |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by binmacc(f): 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
rubbish... where is the joke |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it. |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by JojoArmani(m): 11:30pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it.Haba! booqee. Na so de tin pain u reach. u ve forgotten u do ask such question Seems u re gud in dat maybe u can teach him/her #justsaying# No Offence |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 12, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: Haba! booqee. Na so de tin pain u reach.nah...she only asked a question..she's looking for the joke and i simply assisted her in locating it. Now is it bad to help a sister?? And yeah i do ask such question and i'd continue to ask till kingdom comes provided i don't see d joke in ur thread. Its not bad if u ask me d same too. Diff is if u ask me i'll help you locate it just like i helped binmacc to do same. |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by ciphoenix: 9:04am On Oct 12, 2012 |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by JojoArmani(m): 9:54am On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: nah...she only asked a question..she's looking for the joke and i simply assisted her in locating it. Now is it bad to help a sister??hahahahahahahahahah thank u, am not looking for de joke. |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 12:05am On Oct 13, 2012 |
I'm looking for the JOKE.. Booqee, help me locate it. |
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by binmacc(f): 9:05pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
i dont blame you...... u are frustrated...... the joke was inside ur own toto when u were posting thats y it did not show on the post.... how dare u talk of my toto like this... nonesense...... booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it. |
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