try {

 }
 catch (SQLException ex) {
 // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
 }
 catch(Exception ex)
 {
 //If you thought you were screwed before, boy I have news for you!!!
 }

 // 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// 

₱®ÌИСΞ:

Import world.smart.charming.females
Supercoolchick hottie = new Supercoolchick()

mkwayisi:
I don't think that would compile

// drunk, fix later

/*
* OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
* I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
* the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
* fucking reason the stupid fucking DB Administrator wont let me access the items using
* indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator
* implementation. So there you go.
*/
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
$nodes = $node->getChildren();
break; // wtf?
}

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

double penetration; // ouch

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

// Children may need their
// parent's privates for their
// constructor...heh heh.

//if you can debug this i will give you 2 of my 72 virgins

webdezzi:

₱®ÌИСΞ:

Import world.smart.charming.females
Supercoolchick hottie = new Supercoolchick()

it will compile as long as the capital case of "Import" is corrected

mkwayisi: No, I'm afraid it won't. Take a look again.

Import world.smart.charming.females
Supercoolchick hottie = new Supercoolchick()

import com.nairaland.*;
try {
	new Comment("Hello, fellas!" );
} catch (DerailedThreadException e) {
	System.out.println("What now, " + e.getWhinyUser() + "?" );
}

mkwayisi:
I don't think that would compile

webdezzi:

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

Javanian: @lordZOUGA Didn't you read where i said i got them online?? Whats your own?? Do i have any problem with you??

webdezzi: i guess thats mr linus

53cur3m0d3: 2, //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
8, // If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.
10, // For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me
Wit dese few points of mine, I think I've been able to convince U that Programming is fun... Hell Yeah! #OkBye

Maleeq: Lol...funny thread.

One that I ran across in an oracle app:

/*Something has gone wrong. Not my fault.....Shhhhh....dont tell customer, act like nothing happened....silence the error!!!*/

53cur3m0d3:
I swear, that Programmer needs to be shot in the fingers for leaving comments like that.....

Javanian:

2, //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Haha this happens always...

DaWhiz: @Op Thanks for sharing. Very hilarious post #iLike