seyimama: Call-up letters just arrived. DSA said it wd b distributed by various departments... Congratulations to all 13A. I will update u on where am posted to soon. A big thanks to nairaland it has helped minimise tension tru d waitin period...

I REP UNILAG

Hello, Great Akokite pls update us wiv d latest news Asap, Heard d same from my HOD ystday,i jes hope they paste it today.

dmalam:
this one dt u n plankton r beginng to speak in foreign langs hope nysc wl hear n ease our tensions....

gudmng hw u dey...uv stopped givin us report frm ribadu...well, i think i knw y

Guy,make ribadu park well o..Na unto call-up tinz 4 ma mind nw..Jus leave diz nysc pple o..We go soon use swahili swear 4 dem

dmalam:
i think d error wl be corrected n thy wl be posted to eida borno or yobe...dis means thy wl be in camp dis comin april..im not sure

Na wa o, dmalaam
y u dey fall ya handz?
C as u dey jonz

But ABUsite plenty 4 diz hauz o..Una don colonise diz thread..

Ndababa: [/color][color=#006600] I saw the statement with a nice class of degree but it wasn't signed. I frowned n looked at the woman, 'why?' I raged. She looked at me, she saw in me an angry n frustrated boi...'come back tomorow, U'll get ur Statement. Come on, cheer up, u av a good class of degree' she joked. I stormed out...I will go today as she ordered...
That's ma short ordeal....still, I don't have my statement. #ABU

u shld even tnk God thy spelt ur names correctly on d S.O.R...u fr strt ol ova...

sh**it happens ol d time in dt senate..So get over it"!!!

Lasuites (nitane, yokiti) pls update so I'll knw when to leave home, got smn to do at the chapel of lyt tonyt tho. By His grace we shall hear good news today, and none shall weep!

nitane25: JUmong lee jo ko yongpoyaa lol

yeah! Sing sung hu yu hung Lee outrage n reeT zing lang

Seyixyz: Wow,finally ma name sake..Babe,make we relate

. We r togeda

plankton:
yeah! Sing sung hu yu hung Lee outrage n reeT zing lang

pls plankton i dey beg u..take am easy..uv proven ur point...yes we knw u can speak in oda tongues...come dwn to our level..

u dey hear me?

Already in sch(lasu) now

mencade5: am waiting patiently to meet reeeT Face to face in campus today to give her a very big hug. *patiently loading...*

Su hung Ling yu (meaning: u na badt boi.)
if i hia say i luk 4 my sweet reeT enh... yung ku fung sung

plankton:
yeah! Sing sung hu yu hung Lee outrage n reeT zing lang

Plankton gung pung chao pao wang tung. Reeet, Dmalam, nitane tang ting lung tung. Hahaha

Is it possible for you to be mobilized for this batch A and you are not aware of it? Please urgent response.

nitane25: JUmong lee jo ko yongpoyaa lol

Apparently you've seen too much of "Jumong"

My fellow FUTARIANS, how una dey Anyway me your OBS reporter heading now into AK. ***Journey Mercy*** all I ask for JESUS

plankton:
yeah! Sing sung hu yu hung Lee outrage n reeT zing lang

I see this concerns me, so translate please.

mencade5: am waiting patiently to meet reeeT Face to face in campus today to give her a very big hug. *patiently loading...*

. Big hug bah?ok ooooo.dmalam free mencade abeg

kosebinu wats hapning in lasu? #teamlasu

MrSim: Is it possible for you to be mobilized for this batch A and you are not aware of it? Please urgent response.

Yes it is..Sori,No..I mean Yes..No rather..Wich kind questn b diz self?Me don kwanfuse o

stefnora1: kosebinu wats hapning in lasu? #teamlasu

notin is yet to happen

Ndababa: [/color][color=#006600] Submitted my file in Room 305 on monday, was told to come baq d next day...I did. I came back on tuesday, and saw 'file' written on my file. Was advised to check at Room 303, I did, the 'all tensed' guy there kept shouting at me...suffered for like 5hours, at last, I got my file and It was transfered to Room 305. Yesterday, I got my clearance and stamp, I rushed to Room 117 to get my Statement, I saw the statement with a nice class of degree but it wasn't signed. I frowned n looked at the woman, 'why?' I raged. She looked at me, she saw in me an angry n frustrated boi...'come back tomorow, U'll get ur Statement. Come on, cheer up, u av a good class of degree' she joked. I stormed out...I will go today as she ordered...
That's ma short ordeal....still, I don't have my statement. #ABU

dat guy for room 303 no get joy, me still dey find my file since monday... On my way back 2 senate....#ABU

outrage:
I see this concerns me, so translate please.

Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

zenzen: God forbid!!!also reppin lasu

mgt sciences and you?

mencade5:
Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

Which language be this?

outrage:
Which language be this?

Hong kong chinese. This wey Nysc cause done change my tongue o. I tire. (kung pyang chung tao tsung NYSC, kang ping pyong chung).

^^
Which translator are you using?
Because mine only translate but doesn't transliterate.

mencade5:
Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

hahahahaha
thatz ma boy.
Show them
no fear Master dey ya back

mencade5:
Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung. (we are still waiting 4 d letters o.)

hahahahaha
thatz ma boy.
Show them
no fear Master dey ya back

Please any news of call up from NIGER DELTA UNI

Kwan angyu kung tsao shangai twap yap kosai yung.Lee outrage n reeT zing lang
Plankton gung pung chao pao wang tung.
Reeet, Dmalam, nitane tang ting lung tung.
Su hung Ling yu... yung ku fung sung
Lin yang li sing cho jacky hu sung
Sang yang yung king wung hu chang lee chung

JUmong lee jo ko yongpoyaa lol

na una sabi.....r..........bish

mencade5:
Hong kong chinese. This wey Nysc cause done change my tongue o. I tire. (kung pyang chung tao tsung NYSC, kang ping pyong chung).

NYSC, JAMB, NUC, NBTE, kung fu liu yeng or liu kang n shao kan CALL UP LETTERS, WHYT MATERIAL make i go CAMP. mmtchw

plankton:
NYSC, JAMB, NUC, NBTE, kung fu liu yeng or liu kang n shao kan CALL UP LETTERS, WHYT MATERIAL make i go CAMP. mmtchw

hahaha....lolz