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Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 1:20pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Akrika was married to uju and after 38 miscarriages, uju finally bore Akrika a son whom they named Okon. 15 years later, Akrika was sitting under a tree on their compound with his wife and son when he suddenly said "I wish i had money to buy a hummer jeep!" Okon quickly replied "hey, i would ride the hummer jeep to school each morning o. . ." Okon didnt finish his statement when Akrika landed two strong dirty slaps on his face accompanied by abusive words "bad child!!!, you are a bad child!!, e no go well for you. . . ![]() Uju so confused asked "Papa Okon, wetin? why do you slap our only son like that??" Akrika replied. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . ."why i no go slap am, when this your lazy son is misusing my fuel ![]() ![]() Uju suddenly was attacked by stroke ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pimples grew on Okon's teeth ![]() this joke is dedicated to my ex vicky and my fiancee booqee ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *erectts* ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bunmioguns(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Laffs nd Farts in Mogulo's mouth* |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by slimchi2k2(m): 3:25pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
so funny bin D p |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Laff don make me shi.t for bin gbagbo's mouth! ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Homar(m): 4:47pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Madmen |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Onyiclassic(f): 5:36pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Lolz very funny,weldone bin |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 7:56pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Homar: Madmenna Only BG be madmen. ![]() ![]() ![]() @ BG ur joke try shaa |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 9:24pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: na Only BG be madmen. thats why i am the jokes professor emiritus ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() up PROJAN!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Lagusta(m): 9:59pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 10:10pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Lagusta: I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Lagusta: I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!!na die oh! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 11:41pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2012 |
booqee: Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! Na wa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sorry bin! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Seems dis booqee is an english teacher, Booqee pls which sch re u teaching? @pretty I like ur signature, same keep me going. @Ann dis ur signature na wa o o o. We dont need dat advert. Moreova who told u re all dat? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
bunmioguns: This is funny ooooooooooooooooooooo Bunmi! why ur father na ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Animal! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 1:10pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
booqee: Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! hon patrick obahiagbon, go teach those bloodklaat npjc people ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:hahahahahahahahaah no be small Hon Patrick |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by jackpot(f): 1:31pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
I don't know what's happening these days. People tend to laugh easily nowadays. What's the cause? Laughing-gas? ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 3:45pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
jackpot: I don't know what's happening these days. People tend to laugh easily nowadays. What's the cause? Laughing-gas? No! laughing jakasssssss i guess |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by larride(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
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Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 11, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:bin sweery, how's ur health today?? ![]() ![]() and pls don't forget ur ENG101 handout when coming for classes today. Ur lecturers will be expecting u at our prestigious njpc university. Cockerel! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:17am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: Seems dis booqee is an english guru, Booqee pls which sch did u attend?oh you can say dat again! *really blushing* ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:45pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
booqee: oh you can say dat again! *really blushing*
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Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
@ann is dat u laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful. |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by larride(m): 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: @ann is dat u laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful. You wan make Ann declare war on you abi ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 1:34pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: @ann is dat Me laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful. Yes! it's u laughing honey..... |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
larride:mtschew!!! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bunmioguns(m): 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
PretiEbony: mtschew!!! prety damsel, shld i take u out and buy this for u ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: bin sweery, how's ur health today?? you lesbian!!!!! ![]() |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 5:13pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:i missed you too! |
Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 6:05pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: i missed you too! buy a dictionary today!!!! hon patrick!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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