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| True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Networkmaster(m): 9:36am On Oct 08, 2012 |
We might nt b sure of d ones 2 tek home 2 our mother's but we KNOW d one's dat r under~qualified 4 marriage.. 1]OVERSKILLS: Dis 1 is all ova town in 2much make~up & skimpy clothes.She dey every 'red carpet' & clubs feel empty w/out her on friday nites. 2]RUNS GAL: Her annual salary is 2.5M but she lives in a very furnished apartment in Maitama or Lekki & drives a high profile tear~rubber vehicle.We go just chop ur money,then vamoose! 3]SPIRO: Dis one don taaaay 4 house.She don dey enta voicemail so she decide 2 dey use church cover up.Dat fasting & prayer no b issue; wia u dey wen ur mates dey marry? 4]SPOILT BRAT: Her papa hold small 'change' so she no fit do house work.We knw dem! High maintenance; no productivity.U fit get gifts on una wedding day but afta dat,her papa go free ur LIABILITY!! 5]DAMAGED GOODS: Dem don break dis 1 hrt taya so if u tok abt love 2 her,she go provoke! Abeg,na me break ur alredi broken hrt? Mek una folow me ask her o.. 6]NO SEX TILL AFTER MARRIAGE: U dey mek sense but hw come ur frnds wey soji dey marry b4 u? We guys dey like test engine b4 we buy moto o.Give am small,then hoard d tin(winks). 7]STALKER: "Swtie,wia r u?","hu r u wit?","u r alwez hanging out wit d boiz".. Abeg find superglue,seal ur mouth or u go taaaay 4 house. 8]SEND ME RECHARGE CARD: Give urself brain,allow d guy use him mind.. We dnt respect moochers & panhandlers ok! 9]FAKE BONE: Fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake breasts,fake nails,6inches heels,5layers of make~up.. Weeeetin?? Wia d original come dey naw? 10]CAN'T TAKE SHIT FROM A MAN: Na ur own bad pass? Wen time reach u go beg 4d shit.Shebi u don dey near menopause? Dey dia,ur papa go soön begin charge u 4 house rent!!! SHE WHO HAS EARS,LET HER HEAR! 2 Likes |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 9:41am On Oct 08, 2012 |
this space is not for sale! buyers beware |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by skydeep(f): 9:51am On Oct 08, 2012 |
@op. So whats ur point?  1 Like |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Mynd44: 10:17am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Msheeeew |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 10:49am On Oct 08, 2012 |
... some are true though. 1 Like |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by IZUKWU(m): 11:05am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Ara ga-agba ndi ara nwa nne. |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Dem full for hia! Especially those in categories 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9 & 10. |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by 190: 11:56am On Oct 08, 2012 |
so so so true |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by tomnmenace(m): 2:31pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Networkmaster: Hekehehehehehehehehekk!!  |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by 190: 4:06pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
sent this to girlfriend number 5 and she started vibrating like NOKIA fone  cos shes guilty of number 7 and 10 |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by cindyrella(f): 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
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| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 8:25pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHABSAAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! BESST THREAD EVER! |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Mynd44: 8:27pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
190: sent this to girlfriend number 5 and she started vibrating like NOKIA foneYou no well |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by malaria(f): 9:25pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Lmfao@ damaged goods. |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
It's a travesty that threads as good as this get no attention. Smh |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 7:15pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
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| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 6:01pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
jacobscros: ........ |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Captain2012(m): 8:52pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
So damn true |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by CrazyMan(m): 9:19pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
skydeep: @op. So whats ur point?Try reading it again...its more like addressing a fact if you ask me. 1 Like |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by vivianc(f): 9:46pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
So true............ |
| Re: True Talk From The Bachelors' Club To The Single Ladies. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
gbam! |
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