Akpors the priest reared chicken
in his compound. One day his
cockrel ran away. The next
morning during a preaching at
church,akpors went infront of
the congregation and said:
"Anyone who has a cock,may
you please stand up." All the
MEN stood up.
Akpors: "No no. Anyone who has
seen a cock,may you please
stand up."
All the WOMEN stood up.
Akpors: "No no,i mean who has
seen a cock which is not theirs?"
Again,half the WOMEN stood up.
Akpors: "For God's sake,who has
seen my cock?"
All the choir GIRLS and NUNS
stood up.