Please can anyone help? 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

i never knew women hard so much versions. nice work.

good one

:d :d :d

well, as u can see, its hard work satisfying a woman but nice joke anywayz

my advise is to stop at wife 1.0. don't add anyother think or you are dead!

@Free
why the angry face babe , didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's only a joke

@silky,

How long have you been running Wife 1.0 in your system? I'm considering installing the latest version, but all the PC experts say there's no newer version of Wife 1.0 - any upgrades must necessary remain as Wife 1.0.

Last week, I was over at a gizmo fair and overheard this conversation:

TeCh.A - "So, how's your new software?"

TeCh.B - "Complete disaster! I made the mistake of trying to run it without reading the owner's manual!"

TeCh.A - "Meaning. . .?"

TeCh.B - "Hmmff! I can't explain. The worst part of it is this screensaver that comes on anytime I'm trying to get to work. One day I got so miffed that I just pressed Ctrl+Alt+Del. Now I'm without a PC."

Guys, what's your advice for getting a PC, preferably a laptop? I don't want something that occupies a lot of space at home, or is not easily accesible, and does not need a lot of software (if that's possible). It should have a larger GB (Good Behaviour) than most other laptops, and it does not necessarily have to be a Compaq product. TY