Xymc...:
*pulls him out of the hall by d ear,few minutes later came back in to phone Larride's father (valiantvaliant)*

*enters xymc's office* yes, i came as fast as i could, what is the problem principal?

Valiantvaliant: *enters xymc's office* yes, i came as fast as i could, what is the problem principal?

Yes,mr valiantvaliant,i didnt think this matter could be discussed over the electric telephone.
Ur son larride is in trouble... He shows complete abandon for responsibility and duties and disrespects his teachers alot, as a matter of fact Mr valiantvaliant if he wasnt dead i'd have him expelled...

Valiantvaliant: *enters xymc's office* yes, i came as fast as i could, what is the problem principal?

Yes,mr valiantvaliant,i didnt think this matter could be discussed over the electric telephone.
Ur son larride is in trouble... He shows complete abandon for responsibility and duties and disrespects his teachers alot, as a matter of fact Mr valiantvaliant if he wasnt dead i'd have him expelled..

Whaaaaaaaat? You mean my son is dead? But how did he die?

Valiantvaliant: Whaaaaaaaat? You mean my son is dead? But how did he die?

Yes,he's dead,lying up there now,in 6th bay,stiff as a board. . . As to how he died well u see it al has to do with the exam they were writing,he was caught cheatin and i administered the beating during which he died. You see Mr valiantvaliant,your son was a very big nuisance. But you'll be glad to knw that the ringleader(realsammie) was caught so we won't be having any more trouble during exams *smiles heroically* You see the exam rule was. . .*gets interruptd by Mr Valiantvaliant*

Erm excuse me Mr Principal, what you are telling me is that you beat my son to death?

Valiantvaliant: Erm excuse me Mr Principal, what you are telling me is that you beat my son to death?

Yes,yes it would seem,now i'm not used to being interruptd. As i was sayin the exam rules was established to. . . *gets interruptd again*

*concerned, almost crying* but how did he die??

Valiantvaliant: *concerned, almost crying* but how did he die??

Is that realy important?,well 1 minute he was bendin over,the nxt he was on the floor, dead-ish.
MR valiantvaliant,i find this morbid fascination of yours with your sons death rather disturbin. What i'm talkin about is his attitude,and quite frankly i see where he gets it from..

Are YOU MAD

Valiantvaliant: Are YOU MAD

i'm furious!!, to accomodate his funeral,i've had to cancel afternoon skul on wednesday.

This IS PREPOSTROUS, OUTRAGOUS, LISCONTING, MAJACULATING

Valiantvaliant: This IS PREPOSTROUS, OUTRAGOUS, LISCONTING, MAJACULATING

Yes,atleast it would be if it were true.
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I've been jokin Mr Valiantvaliant.
Pardon my strange academic sense of humor. I've been pulling ur legs sir.

*breathes sigh of relief* ha, thank God, he's not dead, ha!

Valiantvaliant: *breathes sigh of relief* ha, thank God, he's not dead, ha!

*scoffs* I wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!!

Whaaat?? so he really is dead, *grabs machete and starts chasing xymc*

Valiantvaliant: Whaaat?? so he really is dead, *grabs machete and starts chasing xymc*

*sights both of them running then enters d exams hall immediately* erm... Nw everybody shld listen to me. I'm gonna let u all use ur text book bt only on 1 condition... Each student must give me 2000naira first or u sit dia n chew ur pen. Agreed?.??

PretiEbony: *sights both of them running then enters d exams hall immediately* erm... Nw everybody shld listen to me. I'm gonna let u all to use ur text book bt only on 1 condition... Each student must give me 2000naira first or u sit dia n chew ur pen. Agreed?.??

*raises my finger*
Teashar na #1900 i get o...

timbros:

*raises my finger*
Teashar na #1900 i get o...

no way!!! I need nothing less than 2000naira

PretiEbony: no way!!! I need nothing less than 2000naira

ok teasher, take #5000 naira NOTE. oya give me change

*returns with blood-stained machete*
Oya both of you three on top of ^^me lie down flat face down *collects all the money in their hands*

realsammie:
ok teasher, take #5000 naira NOTE. oya give me change

but i no get change na... okay i'm gonna allow you use two and a half text book coz 2000naira is 4 1 textbook. Is dat okay?

*dead with a white garment* my children,don't sheet(cheat) in ur exams and don't collect bribe or give bribe,it is not good... But for now,your sins have been forgiven,go and sheet(cheat) no more...(referrin specifically to PretiEbony etc)
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And as for you Mr Valiantvaliant,God wil judge u *starts wailing and weeping*

*evil laugh* bwahahahahahahaha. White garment for where?? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Papa...........I'm still alive ooo, na Okripko na him die no be me ooooo


I no know say exam don start sef, i never enter hall today.

larride: Papa...........I'm still alive ooo, na Okripko na him die no be me ooooo


I no know say exam don start sef, i never enter hall today.

oh my son You're alive! *hugs him* so i macheted that principal for nothing. Anyways, serves him right.

Valiantvaliant: oh my son You're alive! *hugs him* so i macheted that principal for nothing. Anyways, serves him right.

Yes... serves him right but papa, shey i fit carry your tricycle go my friend house?

larride:

Yes... serves him right but papa, shey i fit carry your tricycle go my friend house?

feel free son.

Thanks Papa.