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Alexpissu Vs Menike by mailmalc(m): 10:15pm On Jan 21, 2008
RULES:

1. 16 Bars (omg ! ! ).
2. Only real hip hop heads should vote
3. No Yo Momma diss !
4. No judge.
a). A total of 5 votes.
b). 3 - 2 votes is a win.
c). 3 straight votes is a K.O
d). 5 straight votes T.K.O
5.  NO BITING!
6.  No whining in the event of defeat.
7. Drop ur verse without making reference to any of ur opponent's lines



get this joint crackin .     .      .       .      i'm out
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by Nobody: 12:21am On Jan 22, 2008
Am sicker than ill/I phantom your weak shots/
Alex supreme/still peroxide your weak mind in this courts/
Make u flirt with your nightmares/bury u wit my dog's blood/
My ish global urs aint moving like idol gods/

your wackness unending like the seawaves/
Dis bitch aint no murder associate he just a slave/
When i spit/u be catching your blood as raindrops/
Leave u crying like u lost your mama when murder gon stop/

Word on the site/Menike is a child withno childhood/
wilderness is your block/ slice u in 2 wit ma sword/
A foetus @ the sight of  my punchline /u praying 4 abortion/
Dr phill and pastor chris/ told ya there's no solution/

still kick shit/ your face leaves your body/
slice your d*ck in 2/ that is d sacrifice am ungody/
try battling moi 2 be famous/ i freeze your lip(s)/
piss in your ears like a deseased in mortuary u zip/

Praise u with wheel chair bitch go retire/
ma punchlines clones ya/ kick your bitchass in fire/
You just a blindman seeking 4 drivers lisence/
like horror movies ma lyrics keeps u in suspense/

my lines are fraudulent/i will empty your barz like victims/
your brain empty/ i shit in it cause u lack rap vitamins/
when i say punchline/didnt say u should wax your assline/
i leave your skull in harmony/your chick said u doin fine/

mix your eyedrop wit ma piss inject 2 your vein/
your system ethered/expose you 2 nairaland u's in sane/
it's like u are using a screwdriver to tighten your wackness/
spit in d holes in your face/till 12pm till u turned darkness/

battle aint the issue but don't remind me of 10 commandments/
cause u just got murdered/don't ask me 4 ammendments/
I ossifrage your spinecords 2 your numb skull/
sprinkle your blood in your eyes/watch u like pentagon fall/
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by menike(m): 6:17am On Jan 22, 2008
Took my bar off- u were 24hrs late




Alexpissu:

Am sicker than ill/I phantom your weak shots/
Alex supreme/still peroxide your weak mind in this courts/
Make u flirt with your nightmares/bury u wit my dog's blood/
My ish global urs aint moving like idol gods/

your wackness unending like the seawaves/
Dis bitch aint no murder associate he just a slave/
When i spit/u be catching your blood as raindrops/
Leave u crying like u lost your mama when murder gon stop/

Word on the site/Menike is a child withno childhood/
wilderness is your block/ slice u in 2 wit ma sword/
A foetus @ the sight of my punchline /u praying 4 abortion/
Dr phill and pastor chris/ told ya there is no solution/

still kick shit/ your face leaves your body/
slice your d*ck in 2/ that is d sacrifice am ungody/
try battling moi 2 be famous/ i freeze your lip(s)/
piss in your ears like a deseased in mortuary u zip/

Praise u with wheel chair bitch go retire/
ma punchlines clones ya/ kick your bitchass in fire/
You just a blindman seeking 4 drivers lisence/
like horror movies ma lyrics keeps u in suspense/

my lines are fraudulent/i will empty your barz like victims/
your brain empty/ i shit in it cause u lack rap vitamins/
when i say punchline/didnt say u should wax your assline/
i leave your skull in harmony/your chick said u doin fine/

mix your eyedrop wit ma piss inject 2 your vein/
your system ethered/expose you 2 nairaland u's in sane/
it's like u are using a screwdriver to tighten your wackness/
spit in d holes in your face/till 12pm till u turned darkness/

battle aint the issue but don't remind me of 10 commandments/
cause u just got murdered/don't ask me 4 ammendments/
I ossifrage your spinecords 2 your numb skull/
sprinkle your blood in your eyes/watch u like pentagon fall/



Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by bolajibaok(m): 7:43am On Jan 22, 2008
menike:

[center]Thinkin you to fly for me to spot you makes it easier for me to drop you
Letting me down after I fathered now you made it easy to let Chiogo adopt you
Aint nobody on the Nairaland got you, cause goin against menike is simply not cool

Bolaji said u won the contest as OBJ's LovePeddler drag queen
Nigga, get on ya knees n' suck the di*ck of the Captivity King
I put my peers to pressure, so that's why I'll leave u wit a seizure
Where's Wordsmith? , cusz Alex bout to go down as Nairaland most talented retard
Like u said Word on the site, Menike is a child withno childhood


Mouthfu*cka aren't u dumb for repeatin' the same thing twice
Menike's god so I hope u prayed, cusz I leave u lookin' like Oprah’s weight
He aint me leading a revolution but ALEX more like the next R&B 50 Cent
Saying menike's name and I promise you’ll be the first in a hearse
[/center]


great words alex but because of sick nameplays and come back disses and mad flows and rhymes . i give my vote to menike.
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by PoDeep(m): 9:20am On Jan 22, 2008
Nice battle BUT for real, Menike murdered it.
My vote - Menike.
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by badtemper1(f): 12:31pm On Jan 22, 2008
i give it 2 alex


but lo class punchlines from u both

not impressive @ all
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by eldee(m): 12:52pm On Jan 22, 2008
My vote goes to menike he suceeded in making alex look so small, like he wasn't even worth a battle. . .

But i have to say this, if it were only punchlines and presentation, then alex woulda won
menike was like nas on ether, he dissed every single thing alex dropped grin
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by chasisgirl(f): 2:38pm On Jan 22, 2008
na wa o, long time . so u guys are still battling here . very very sweet to read

nike won hands down ,
but nike dissed alexpissu with every line alexpisu brought ,
but their lines are below average .no punchlines ,metaphor and co
nike made alexpisu look like a little baby.

maybe nike should go first in round 2 . the person that posts 2nd always has an advantage to bite and use what the 1st person said to win.!

so nike go first in round 2.
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by badtemper1(f): 2:45pm On Jan 22, 2008
real talk chasis
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by naijafan(m): 3:40pm On Jan 22, 2008
hey, i thot the rule said no reference to your opponent's linez
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by menike(m): 4:30pm On Jan 22, 2008
yea - I just saw that rule this mornin'
But it's all good I cud take it off undecided


@Alexpissu

Bro, u came hard n' I luved it - ain't no luv lost here dawg

@evryone
I'll take off my lines. that way niggas cud still feel fre to under-estimate me undecided
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by mailmalc(m): 6:06pm On Jan 22, 2008
@Menike
hmmmmm . . . . dunno wat to say cuz i did not see ur ish - re-post it man.
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by Nobody: 11:10am On Jan 23, 2008
@Menike
We cool bro,lets go on a round 2 besides the rules still goes.
I will post my 16bars soon ok .

@Everyone
Thank ya all 4 your comments .
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by bolajibaok(m): 12:09pm On Jan 23, 2008
@everyone
menike should go first this time around . am i speaking for everyone ?
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2008
Menike am inviting you 4 a round 2
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by menike(m): 7:06am On Jan 25, 2008
I'll think bout it dawg -

I've got alotta things 2 du in the studio 2moro embarassed
But u sittin' on a 97% wink chance of a round 2 so get yaself ready iight
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by edosioo(f): 9:40am On Mar 07, 2008
menike chickens out.lol
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by menike(m): 5:30pm On Mar 07, 2008
where I'm from we let fools have fun

so I'ma lay low wit ya dickhead
Re: Alexpissu Vs Menike by HYBRIDX(m): 7:46am On Mar 28, 2008
YO !!!! I FEEL U MC'S . . . . BUT U ALL NEED TO GRACE THE "STAR WARS RE-VISITED THREAD" . . . . JUST TRYING TO BRING BACK THE FEEL OF EXICTMENT ON THE RAP THREAD . . . . . .

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