Eddie wanted desperately to have intimacy with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her & said, "I'll give U a $100 if U'll let me have intimacy with U." The girl looked at him shocked & said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money on the floor, U bend over to get it, & I'll be finished by the time U've picked it up!" She thought for a moment & told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him & explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, & he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed & accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls & asks, "What the fu.c.k happened?" Still breathin hard she managed to reply, "That ba.sta.rd had all QUARTERS!!!!"

Didn't get wat you mean dat he gat ol quarters

Les: Didn't get wat you mean dat he gat ol quarters

quarters=coins. instead of the guy to throw dollar bills which would be easier to pick up, he threw coins which took longer 4 the girl 2 pick

You try sha, but should have just said coins 4 ol to get it better. No be everybody go school na!

Next time use words that Nigerians understand. Do you think this is an American site?

afam4eva: Next time use words that Nigerians understand. Do you think this is an American site?

i no know o. Even if na american site, last time ah checked, 9ja don't speak yankee, they speak briton.

Nawa, how was I suppose to know that Nigerians don't understand what quarters are?

candieangel12: Nawa, how was I suppose to know that Nigerians don't understand what quarters are?

go and ask our first lady

Heard this joke since 1931!you try sha! Take one bottle for my head*

Touch your toes or doggie? Which did they agree on?

fluid26: Touch your toes or doggie? Which did they agree on?

lol

If any of you guys had read hadley chase in secondary school, you would have known that Americans call coins quarters.
Smh, una fall hand die!

cantell: If any of you guys had read hadley chase in secondary school, you would have known that Americans call coins quarters.
Smh, una fall hand die!

feeem there! na u de fall hands. Were we colonized by america? Dont provoke me o, b4 i unleash terror for this place!

i gbadun d coments even pass d joke. but i gbadun ur joke o jare. i go use dat trick will come let una know how it work. na "dime" me i go use sa. lol

weird candieangel12... even if na old joke... na my first time to read am... u try

@ OP will this trick work on‎​U̶̲̥̅̊? N guys don't go snitching if she says yes. Infact send a PM

miccodb: @ OP will this trick work on‎​U̶̲̥̅̊? N guys don't go snitching if she says yes. Infact send a PM

Lol of course it wont work on me. hahaha, i aint that broke

Dry joke .
Maybe u should have used ' kobo ' to make small sense

Lmao, very very funny.

@op . I go scatter $1000 of $1 notes; shey you go bend?

lucenzo: @op . I go scatter $1000 of $1 notes; shey you go bend?

Make it $1000 in coins n I will bend for ya

Even without scattering any cash, you would still bend 4 him, gal you love dikson die, where can i get to meet you??

Les: Even without scattering any cash, you would still bend 4 him, gal you love dikson die, where can i get to meet you??

You can meet me tonight, in your dreams...I'll be waiting

candieangel12:

You can meet me tonight, in your dreams...I'll be waiting

great, but my dream tonight has already been booked, wat about urs?