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26 Crazily Funny Facts by coolestboy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
25 Crazily Funny Facts AboutNigeria 1. Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. 2. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. 3. Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo. 4. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State. 5. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males. 6. The cost of living in Abuja,is more expensive than the cost of living in London. 7. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. 8. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. 9. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. 10. Fulani girls have the longest tongue. 12. PH girls like it in the A*S 13. There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. 14. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria. 15. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa. 16. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy. 17. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy. 18. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia. 19. China's best market is Nigeria. 20. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion. 21. An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away. 22. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. 23. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?" 24. Its only in Naija that everybody expect the first lady to speak. 25. An Igbo man works Jan - Dec only to go and lavish it all at xmas and new year festival. 26. Meaningful posts like this can never be seen on Nairaland frontpage but the silly ones does. Pls feel free to add urs. |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:36pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
I quite disagree with number 4 infact it is invalid except if you can provide proof. Number 14 FYM Maiduguri nnko? |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by berylLOL(f): 8:56pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
and I'm takin numba 16 personal..all Edo gurls are not Benin gurls!!! |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by Onyiclassic(f): 9:05pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
poster u try jor espacially 4 number 20 |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by realsammie(m): 10:56pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
funny but true |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by NnamdiN: 10:43am On Oct 13, 2012 |
Silly thread. Like seriously a human being can smell money from 100 meters away The extent you guys go to ridicule the Igbo man is quite alarming. 4 outta 5 edo girls How does all these rubbish even make sense to you You even termed it a "meaningful" thread while someone else found it amusing Read my siggy. |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by Nobody: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
NnamdiN: Silly thread. Like seriously a human being can smell money from 100 meters away The extent you guys go to ridicule the Igbo man is quite alarming. 4 outta 5 edo girls How does all these rubbish even make sense to you You even termed it a "meaningful" thread while someone else found it amusing Read my siggy.guy cool down joor. This is jokes section..don't take everythin serious. |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by IlCapitano(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Hilarious but number 7 is definitely wrong cos there are more musicians in New York than anywhere else. Nice post anyway. |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by coolestboy(m): 8:00pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
booqee: guy cool down joor. This is jokes section..don't take everythin serious.silence is d best answer 4 a fool, he only needs attention and u just gave him dat. |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by CrazyMan(m): 5:10pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Nigeria is the most religious country in the world...although 99.9% of them are hypocrites 1 Like |
Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by Fulaboy(m): 12:47am On Aug 23, 2015 |
Let me revive this thread |
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