Since no new jokes dey market can i suggest we use this thread to tell each other some of the funniest gists, stories or tales we've ever heard. So, me first:

As our vehicle passed in front of a bus with passengers standing around on top of the third mainland brigde, this conversation took place;

QUESTION: what happened?
ANSWER: the car break down and is vomiting passengers.

***where the poster originated from***. *wonders

@poster

Ur signature dey affect u

ituen u too get bad mouth

@ post

ur joke was damn so funny

*_{hisses and walks away}*

@nightnurse

wetin i go do na

let me help her answer that

tie a rope to a tree, then tie it around your neck.

i guess you know what to do next

nd jump it must be an iroko tree aiight?

Funny

@Tufe

this is a better idea.

Tie a rope around ur Pen!s and jump from a tree

@ all the abusive mugus e.g i.t, tuf, aris etc una know una self.
i wasn't telling a joke .i said it happened in a bus i boarded.
when are you all going to leave that tag team behind and just enjoy yourselves. SOLO.

hmmm iteun does he even have a pen!s

I'm not sure he has but the question u shld be asking is if he has attained PUBERTY?

dont think he has

Den pls go and get pampers for him to use

no leather bag is more preferable

i just confirmed ALWAYS is a better alternative