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Just Another ALUU Joke by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:08pm On Oct 14, 2012
Girl: Hello who’s on the line? Boy:
Sorry is this Janesmiley?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how
may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur
number from a
friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious
date.wink
Girl: Really! I’m single so
what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in Port-
Hacourtsmiley. I am well
paid but the problem is am looking
for someone to
spend this money. I will change ur
life if only u wil
accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay
I acceptsmiley. I’m
from Delta state where are u from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaa what?? Boy: Aluu in River
state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want
to speak with?
Boy: Haba is this
not Jane?.
Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS
AMINA FROM
KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG
NUMBER!!!=D
Re: Just Another ALUU Joke by bunmioguns(m): 8:36pm On Oct 14, 2012
I also saw it on my fb page today and it did nt seem hillarious to me tongue tongue
Re: Just Another ALUU Joke by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:27pm On Oct 14, 2012
bunmioguns: I also saw it on my fb page today and it did nt seem hillarious to me tongue tongue
Actually the funny part is the girl's state of panic. She lied that she is 'AMINA FROM KANO' meaning she is a muslim and at the same time saying 'BLOOD OF JESUS'!!
Re: Just Another ALUU Joke by bunmioguns(m): 4:52am On Oct 15, 2012
Now I get it

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