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Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by leoleo: 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2008
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my first year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by gunpoint(m): 6:39am On Jan 23, 2008
What da F^^K is this ipkis yappin?? 
Bt i think its coooool!
Jst dnt b so tech nxt time, B4 that Kidsauce gets u!!
Den u'd really b in HELL!!!
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Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by ituen(m): 12:07pm On Jan 23, 2008
the wholw thing is confusing
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by folly69(m): 12:15pm On Jan 23, 2008
just open ur hellish mind and u'll get the picture undecided
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by babarazy: 11:18am On Dec 02, 2008
Get the hell out of here. HELL BOY.
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by bydot1(m): 11:43am On Dec 02, 2008
lipsrsealed
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by dbaptist1(m): 4:24am On Dec 04, 2008
its cool
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by lysaa(f): 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2008
can i borrow ur brain?
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by joyAA(f): 11:15pm On Dec 30, 2008
GOSH!im bored already
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by Sorenzr(m): 12:43pm On Dec 31, 2008
Guy i think u need 36 pastors 4rm d 36 states 2 lay hands on u and bound d spirit of hell in u hell boy
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by CuteAngel(f): 1:13pm On Dec 31, 2008
Gud
Re: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by sholabanke(m): 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2008
@ poster
u really try with ur philosophy
means u dey think well well
even if na copy, paste and post

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