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How To Sustain Our Life by GJames(m): 5:51pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
we hear different cases of death everyday. Envirnmental hazards everywere. Different diseases, but there is a solution. Below is a short list of what we can do to save our lives. 1. Millions of people die yearly in automobile accidents. Lets embrace trekking and say no vehicle transportation. 2. Our trees are cut down everyday to make exam question papers, lets say no to exams and protect our trees. 3. Every hour of TV watching reduces your life expectancy by 22%. That your 45 or 54 inch TV, take it outside and destroy it. 4. Tobacco has killed millions of people. Marijuana has recorded no death, it is infact medicinal. Stop smoking tobacco and start smoking marijuana. 5. The chinese eat more red meat than any country in the world but suffers less heart problem than the British and Americans. The Germans consume more alcohol than any country on earth, but suffers less liver disease than the British and Americans. OBSERVATION: It's not the excess cholestrol or alcohol that kills you, too much English is what kills you. So why don't we say yes to pidjin and quit speaking English. |
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