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Re: Mariage Part 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Feb 11, 2008
iteun it puzzles me why ure so full with all that is forsaken

lola say nutin wink
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 4:21pm On Feb 11, 2008
lola stil resrvs comment
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 6:00pm On Feb 11, 2008
pervs cheesy
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 6:03pm On Feb 11, 2008
na u sabi
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 7:26pm On Feb 11, 2008
pedophiles grin
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 8:03pm On Feb 11, 2008
. . is that wat u do, TJ?
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 8:11pm On Feb 11, 2008
thts wat u do pervs
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 8:56pm On Feb 11, 2008
damnnn
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 9:18pm On Feb 11, 2008
why re u not sleeping. wat time is it
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 8:43am On Feb 12, 2008
tj ar u sure u ar nt one
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 10:07am On Feb 12, 2008
TJ,

na now i dey start work oh
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 10:22am On Feb 12, 2008
whc kind work b dat

abeg sory sey i pokenose
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 11:05am On Feb 12, 2008
Its ok Lola cos i knowu mean no harm

Notice the time TJ been ask me if i dey sleep. I only tell am say na that time work wan begin

And since its +7hrs GMT in the bahamas, i'm about to go to the bank to get some cash for my family
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 12:50pm On Feb 12, 2008
ohhh good one

like how much pounds does ur family spend a week?sory oo
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 3:15pm On Feb 12, 2008
Lola,

well a couple of thousands

Tessy and Nightnurse use abt 5000pounds each a week but i increased tessy's own to 7000 because of the twins

Aristole and Kaka are kinda conservative and can live with 4500 pounds a week

Its not easy runninga nuclear family like mine cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 3:17pm On Feb 12, 2008
hmmm realy

infact he dey do me like sey mak i com join u sha

bt no alow tufe hear,it is secret bt me and u

ur famly na real nuclear famly nothng nuclear reach am grin grin
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 4:27pm On Feb 12, 2008
Well done baby,

As u can see, my family is so tight that thugs like Ben Big Yansh cant intimidate them

We can sign a little secret pact b/w ourselves as my concubine

Tufe wld understand if i break it down to him.

Are u game? Take ur time in case u need to think abt it.
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2008
am seriously tinkin abt it

i hope i mak d rite decisn sha
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2008
ITs 99% fool proof

The only 1% error u may get is if u wanna pull out of the relationship but know that u aint getting any money from the divorce

Well the choice is urs and i know u aint making a mistake
Re: Mariage Part 1 by success123(m): 6:16pm On Feb 12, 2008
lola u really need my advice. it is secret, hope ituen is not seeing this
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 7:25pm On Feb 12, 2008
wat a way to divert her attn

hmmm
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 7:58pm On Feb 12, 2008
from what u woman snatcher snitch
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 8:26pm On Feb 12, 2008
Well she's got to make the decision. I aint forcing her

I'm just giving her the considerable options
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 8:29pm On Feb 12, 2008
so finally u have opened up abi. bloody snitch
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 8:41pm On Feb 12, 2008
Now u are being leechy

that wont help u
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2008
Bleep you, and Bleep ben too

ituen, u know say u be my guy any day any time
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 8:39am On Feb 13, 2008
Pervs
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 8:43am On Feb 13, 2008
tj u and dis ur pervrt pervt sef,e tire me oo

tufe dear,trust me am just playing-------------------

nothing do u be calm
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 8:45am On Feb 13, 2008
perverts
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 8:55am On Feb 13, 2008
na u knw jare,

i cnt wait 4 my sweety 2 com online

pls tufe dnt stay too long,come as quick as posibu grin grin
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 9:17am On Feb 13, 2008
u sure?
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 9:46am On Feb 13, 2008
perfectly sure

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