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What We Learn From Movies by Frostyzone(m): 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2012
AMERICAN MOVIES
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S.A population are FBI/CIA
agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of the U.S.A is
to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the
U.S.A
5. U.S.A is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.
6. Add yours.
INDIAN MOVIES
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut you "always choose the
right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten
up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his
wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.
6. Add yours.
NIGERIAN MOVIES
1. Anything wrong with your life is caused by
your grand mother in the village.
2. Babalawo can make you have plenty money but
himsef is very poor.
3. A person announces his death before falling tot
the ground.
4. Every graduate don't get a job.
5. Every house in Abuja is fine and well
furnished. Add yours.
Re: What We Learn From Movies by Nobody: 3:34pm On Oct 19, 2012
Another Ctrl C then Ctrl V......


Copy copy!!

Re: What We Learn From Movies by Frostyzone(m): 4:30pm On Oct 19, 2012
MOGUL.O:
Another Ctrl C then Ctrl V......


Copy copy!!
Dude, rarely would you encounter an original joke in this section...mine included. I posted this after reading it somewhere, only because it made sense to me. I hope in so doing, I didn't step on some shoes in the process.
Re: What We Learn From Movies by Onyiclassic(f): 4:40pm On Oct 19, 2012
unfunny
Re: What We Learn From Movies by Frostyzone(m): 4:44pm On Oct 19, 2012
Onyiclassic: unfunny
Na U sabi.
Re: What We Learn From Movies by fizzyrodrigo(m): 10:41am On Oct 20, 2012
this one na original photocopy machine. my guy, how much did you buy the machine ?
Re: What We Learn From Movies by Frostyzone(m): 11:29am On Oct 20, 2012
fizzy rodrigo: this one na original photocopy machine. my guy, how much did you buy the machine ?
LoL.
Re: What We Learn From Movies by Nobody: 12:07pm On Oct 20, 2012
Frostyzone:
Dude, rarely would you encounter an original joke in this section...mine included. I posted this after reading it somewhere, only because it made sense to me. I hope in so doing, I didn't step on some shoes in the process.


True confession!
Re: What We Learn From Movies by ihebrooke(m): 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2012
True talk

Not bad.

I like the india dance step(everyone dancing to the same rhythm, even when they have not heard the song before)

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