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| C & P by MCDumexx: 4:59pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
3 Hunters who lived independent lives were accustomed by the Devil. He(d devil) said to the 3 hunters, I'll take Your lives except any of U̶̲̥̅̊ beat my test, then he'll live. ђã†̥'s d test-echoed the 3 hunters Devil: Go in2 d woods and bring 10 pieces of any fruit U̶̲̥̅̊ can find. U̶̲̥̅̊ most no†̥ bring the same fruit. They left and d 1st hunter returned with an apple. Devil: Now, shove it up ur a$$ without any expression on Your face. The hunter forced one apple in but cry out load in d 2nd. He was killed The 2nd Hunter came with 10 grapes & the devil directed him to do †̥he same. He(2nd hunter), shoved 9 in but in the 10th one, he laughed out loud and was killed. The 3rd hunter came and cudn'†̥ pass the test neither and was also killed. When they got †̥o heaven, the 1st hunter turned to the 2nd and asked "Bro, U̶̲̥̅̊ had 9 grapes in already, why did U̶̲̥̅̊ laff and got killed?" The 2nd hunter still laughing real hard said " I cudn'†̥ help but laff. I saw the 3rd hunter coming in with a pineapple" |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 5:45pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Welcome to the internet Bro , it is actually fun to surf around , look for jokes and post them. However becareful so that u don't post what people had been seeing for the past 3 years . It makes u look silly 1 Like |
| Re: C & P by CLIQBOY(m): 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
[size=100pt]FALLS FROM BIKE[/size] |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 6:43pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: Welcome to the internet Bro , it is actually fun to surf around , look for jokes and post them. If U̶̲̥̅̊'re saying U̶̲̥̅̊'ve seen this b4, dats ok otherwise dnt axiom U̶̲̥̅̊ have an incline 2d idea of ђã†̥'s fun $ ђã†̥'s not or silly. |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 6:44pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
CLIQBOY: [size=100pt]FALLS FROM BIKE[/size]  |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 7:04pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
MC Dumexx:Can you repost that trash in English letters using a better phone. Was that axiom or assume? Are you sure u r taking ur JAMB classes seriously |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 7:32pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: Hahahahhahahha! See mumu. U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw d meaning of axiom. ђã†̥ a waste of resources U̶̲̥̅̊ are. I 4gv U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 wasting my time. |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 7:36pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
MC Dumexx:Well my bad , I actually tried joining all those pieces of trash to make a meaningful sentence in English. I guess I failed woefully. |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 7:40pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: iti, I really understand Your level of cognition but seriously,I am not some 1 U̶̲̥̅̊ want 2 mess with. |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 7:51pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
MC Dumexx:Congratulations. This is the first post that I have made full comprehension. U r improving fast boi, just another 3 days on nl and u will be too good in making ur opinion known in written English. But wait o, was that a threat? Come on bring it on |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 7:56pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: Return d phone U̶̲̥̅̊'re using 2d owner. She's waiting... |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 8:01pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
MC Dumexx:Come on , u can do better than this. I'm sure u meant laptop. Well it's mine. When last did u post on nl using a pc or lappy. Thank God for GSM |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: Is "lappy" now an English word? See local buffoon. |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 8:14pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
MC Dumexx:Is pc an English word? U don start name calling If I beat u now , dem go charge me for Animal Cruelty. |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 8:24pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
ITbomb: ђã†̥ a Waste of resources U̶̲̥̅̊ are!!! I repeat... ђã†̥ a Waste of resource U̶̲̥̅̊ are!!!...over! PC is actually an acronym 4 so many things 2 which personal-computer is part of. Oh! Now I fully concord. An animal lyk U̶̲̥̅̊. How would U̶̲̥̅̊ knw all these things when locked in d zoo 24/7. BTW, which zoo are U̶̲̥̅̊ in? |
| Re: C & P by Lagusta(m): 9:28pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Why una dey exchange words like this nah.... Abeg give it a rest!!!! Your conversation gaan na joke on its own... |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 9:37pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Lagusta: Why una dey exchange words like this nah.... Lagusta my guy! See me see koso o. Person wey dem dey train no dey train dog na? I tire o. U̶̲̥̅̊ no see say this iti-boribo just show hin level of imbe'. U̶̲̥̅̊ don hear where student overcome Professor b4? I tire o. Why d guy no talk since? Abi hin laptop "lappy" na pentium 1/2. Oh! I 4gt. D owner don come collect am |
| Re: C & P by ITbomb(m): 1:50am On Oct 22, 2012 |
it was fun talking with u . Part of the joke sha. Chillax |
| Re: C & P by MCDumexx: 7:27am On Oct 22, 2012 |
ITbomb: it was fun talking with u . Part of the joke sha. |
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